Absurdity Observer – November 2022
Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks
- Ontario’s Chief Medical Officer of Health, Dr. Kieran Moore, recommends that mask mandates return if the province continues to see “an increase in hospitalizations” due to COVID-19. He recommended that people mask up and get their booster shot and noted that the rate of uptake for 4th doses by Ontarians aged 70+ — around 16%— was “not acceptable.”
- To combat so-called “avoidance behaviour,” the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario is now encouraging its doctors to prescribe drugs or recommend psychotherapy to patients who have refused to receive a COVID shot.
- The Liberal government has admitted in writing that they have an ongoing $105.3 million contract with the World Economic Forum to introduce digital identities for travel to Canada.
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- New Zealand proposes taxing cow farts and burps. The farm levy would be a world first and the first step to a pledge made last year to reduce methane emissions from farm animals by 10% by 2030 and up to 47% by 2050. Farmers argue this tax would inevitably reduce the food supply.
- The head of the Canadian Armed Forces will be moving full steam ahead with his plan to purge the military of soldiers who refused the Covid shots back when it was mandatory even though the mandate has ended.
- Hundreds of schools in the Netherlands are now offering mealworms, lupine worms, and other insects in children’s lunches as part of a conditioning campaign to normalize eating bugs to save the environment.
- More institutional racism under the guise of “equity.” The Edmonton Police Commission voted 5-3 to have Albertans self-identify their race on driver’s licences and identification cards. The vote came after a presentation from Stats Canada about its Race Data Project, which is consulting with police services across Canada on the collection and use of race-based data.
- The UK’s Prince’s Trust NatWest Youth Index finds that 23% of young people (16-25yo) believe that they “will never recover from the emotional impact of the pandemic.” The study also reveals young people’s overall happiness and confidence have hit the lowest point in the survey’s 13-year history and finds drug use among young people is at an all-time high.
- CDC advisory panel on immunization (ACIP) unanimously votes to add COVID-19 mRNA shots to the recommended childhood vaccine schedule in the USA.
- A study published in JAMA Pediatrics titled: Detection of Messenger RNA COVID-19 Vaccines in Human Breast Milk (Hanna N, et al.) provides clear proof-of-principle evidence that the mRNA from both Pfizer/ BioNTech and Moderna COVID-19 inoculations gets into the breast milk of lactating mothers. With COVID shots now approved for infants as young as 6 months old, it’s unclear what potential harms are associated with babies exposed to the inoculations via breastmilk and then getting directly injected.
- A new pre-print study reveals that gain-of-function research is still taking place. In the study, titled “Role of spike in the pathogenic and antigenic behaviour of SARS-CoV-2 BA.1 Omicron” (Da-Yuan Chen, et al.) the Boston U researchers describe making a super-killer ‘chimeric’ version of SARSCoV-2. When the chimeric SARS-CoV-2 was tested in mice that express the same high-affinity viral entry receptor that people do, the authors dropped this bombshell:“…while Omicron causes mild, non-fatal infection, the Omicron S-carrying virus inflicts severe disease with a mortality rate of 80%.”
- Cover-up unveiled in Pfizer’s case-study country (Israel): leaked audio from a June 2022 meeting between Israeli researchers and the Ministry of Health reveals researchers knew the COVID shots were associated with serious risks and wanted to alert the public. The researchers pointed out evidence showing the Pfizer jabs cause long-term adverse effects and are associated with more severe side effects upon repeated doses, however, the Ministry altered the researchers’ final report to say that adverse effects are mild and short-lived. Further research was also cancelled.
- Both Pfizer and Moderna have begun phase 3 testing of an mRNA flu shot on thousands of American adults. Ultimately, Moderna plans to create an annual mRNA shot that covers 10 of the most common viruses.
- The FDA is withholding autopsy results on people who died after getting a COVID shot citing “privacy concerns” after FOIA requests from several organizations.
- The public inquiry into the greatest overreach of Canadian government power (The Emergencies Act) is now underway. Ottawa witnesses who testified in defence of the act, claim they suffered from “phantom honking” for months after the truckers left and that they felt like they were living in “The Purge.” Internal documents have revealed that the Ottawa mayor claimed he felt the rally was taking a “volatile” turn after witnessing “fireworks going off and hot tubs being brought in.” Per Blacklock’s Reporter, Deputy Transport Minister told police on day 10 of the protest, he wanted the Freedom Convoy crushed because it was the “spiritual source of the protest movement.”
- Woman gets fined for going to church: Kristen Nagle, RN and co-founder of the Canadian Frontline Nurses, was recently found guilty and fined $10,000 for being “a leader” at an Easter Sunday mass at The Church of God by Pastor Henry Hildebrandt back in 2021.
- World Council for Health Steering Committee member Dr. Mark Trozzi reveals the findings of extensive laboratory analysis done by the international group of scientists of the German Working Group for Covid Vaccine Analysis. The analysis showed that the vials of Pfizer/BioNTech, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson contain numerous elements that do not belong in the human body and have a strong potential to harm it: cesium, barium, cobalt, iron, chromium, titanium, aluminum, silicon, and sulphur. None of these ingredients were declared by the manufacturers and they’re present in amounts far too high to simply be contamination.
- New analysis by Flordia Health released by the Flordia Surgeon General finds an 84% increase in the relative incidence of cardiac-related deaths among males aged 18-39 years old within 28 days following mRNA COVID shots.
- NIH awards new grant to EcoHealth Alliance, the US organization at the centre of COVID-19 lab leak controversy. Their previous grant was terminated after the organization failed to turn over records critical to the COVID origin probe. The new grant is funding the study of bat viruses and their ability to infect humans.
- Genetically modified mosquitoes vaccinate humans in a study funded by the NIH. The study, published in Science Translational Medicine (Murphy, et al.), found that the mosquito vaccine was 50% effective in preventing malaria, but that protection only lasted for a few months. Researchers claimed it was challenging to get the dosing right due to some participants receiving more bites than others.
- The vice chair of the Renfrew County District School Board in Ontario has confirmed that the rumour of children “identifying” as animals in some of the district’s schools is true. The issue first came to light after a local paper published a letter written by a concerned citizen, Rae Stanley. In her letter, Stanely says “it has been confirmed that a student in one school identifies as a frog and another school has a litter box in the washroom for a student who identifies as a cat.” RCDSB vice chair David Kaiser confirmed that one school did indeed request a litter box, but that request was not fulfilled.
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