Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks

• The UK announced plans to mandate farmers to feed their cows red seaweed based “methane blockers” to stop them from farting and burping. The project, funded by Bill Gates, aims to kill microbes in the cow’s stomachs to prevent methane emissions.
• Vancouver cancels Canada Day fireworks and renames Canada Day to “Canada Together” — a “culturally sensitive” rebrand of prior Canada Day celebrations. Calgary, Toronto, and other Canadian cities are also planning to rebrand or scale back Canada Day celebrations — in some cases arguing that such patriotic displays are offensive to minority groups or that they no longer have the funds to celebrate as they’ve traditionally done for the past 100 or so years.
• COVID outbreak at the CDC: CDC opens probe after dozens of fully vaccinated and double to quadruple boosted attendees test positive following the CDC’s annual conference.

• Study finds that hospitals were killing COVID patients with ventilators. While critical care doctors like Dr. Cameron Kyle Sidell were sounding the alarm in March 2020 about the dangers of using ventilators on COVID patients, a large cohort study has finally brought this issue to light. The study, published April 27th to the Journal of Clinical Investigation (Gao et al.), found that most COVID patients who died did not die of COVID or the associated “cytokine storm”, but instead died of ventilator-associated pneumonia (VAP).
• The establishment’s leading infectious diseases expert Dr. Anthony Fauci admits to the New York Times that “something went wrong” with the US’s COVID response. “We are the richest country in the world, and on a per capita basis we’ve done worse than virtually all other countries.” The United States experienced 9 times more COVID deaths per capita when compared to India (despite India having fewer vaccinated people per capita) and 10 times more deaths when compared to Africa.
• An Ontario high school student was arrested for coming to class after declaring that there are only 2 genders. 16-year-old Josh Alexander was suspended last November over comments made about gender in a class discussion and was told he couldn’t return to class until he recanted. Recently, Alexander returned to class without recanting his statement and was promptly arrested and charged with trespassing.
• Over 300 minors found working at McDonald’s franchises, the US Department of Labor finds. The children were between the ages of 10 to 13-years old.
• In one of the most grotesque votes ever taken in the Australian Senate, the majority of Senators voted not to investigate the unexplained non-COVID excess deaths that have occurred since the rollout of the COVID-19 shots. In 2022, Australia experienced the highest number of excess deaths since World War II.
• The CDC bankrolled the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) to the tune of $11 million to promote COVID-19 vaccination as “safe and effective” for pregnant women, according to documents obtained by attorney Maggie Thorp through a FOIA request.
• Google has renewed its multi-hundred-million dollar partnership with the World Health Organization to provide what it calls “factual” information on Google searches. The partnership aims to combat the spread of medical “misinformation.” Google searches’ “Knowledge Panels” (found at the top of results) will use information verified by the WHO. Over the past 2 years, Google has awarded the WHO $370 million in Ad grants to help spread “factual” medical information.
• In a supposed effort to “prepare for the next pandemic,” the WHO has drafted an agenda, titled “Zero Draft Pandemic Treaty,” that aims to transform them from an advisory organization to a controlling international authority in the event of a pandemic.
• “Reverse ATMs” are now popping up in locations across Canada. First piloted in Toronto in late 2020 as a way to exchange funds in a “safe” way during COVID, the machines take cash and turn it into a pre-paid debit or credit card.
• Pastor Artur Pawlowski has been found guilty for violating Alberta’s Critical Infrastructure Defence Act for giving a passionate sermon at a Canada-US border crossing during the Freedom Convoy. Pastor Artur is the first person charged — and now convicted — under this piece of provincial legislation.
• A Canadian police officer who donated $50 dollars to the Freedom Convoy was told by an adjudicator he must work 80 unpaid hours as punishment. Constable Michael Brisco of the Windsor Police Service in a penalty hearing was given his sentence by retired OPP Superintendent Morris Elbers who claimed the donation was a “serious” violation and that the hours will be worked on vacation or rest days.
• Trudeau claims he never forced anyone to get vaccinated, all the incentives were there to ‘encourage Canadians.’ In a video posted to Twitter of Trudeau giving a talk to students at the University of Ottawa, he claimed, “while not forcing anyone to get vaccinated, I chose to make sure that all the incentives and all of the protections were there to encourage Canadians to get vaccinated.” Back in October 2021, Trudeau “encouraged” people by saying: “Proof of vaccination will be required by no later than the end of this month for all federal employees.” Two months prior, Trudeau announced that vaccination is required to travel by plane or train for all Canadians.
• Despite only being in phase 1 of their clinical trial, the U.K. government has already committed to a £1 billion deal with Moderna to buy their mRNA vaccines for flu and other respiratory viruses.
• A pre-print study titled, “COVID-19 Vaccines: The Impact on Pregnancy Outcomes and Menstrual Function” by maternal-fetal medicine expert Dr. James Thorp (et al.) finds a 27-fold higher risk of miscarriage and a more than 2-fold increased risk of adverse fetal outcomes across six different categories following COVID-19 shots. The study notes that the COVID-19 shot contents are biodistributed into the bloodstream within hours and cross “all physiological barriers including the maternal-placental-fetal barrier and the blood-brain barriers in both the mother and the fetus.” These findings are in line with what was seen in multiple European countries, with their birth rates falling significantly at the end of 2021, less than 9 months after COVID-19 shots became widely utilized.
• US Senate holds hearing titled “Oversight of A.I.” to find ways to get AI chat bots, such as ChatGBT, to stop spewing “misinformation.”
• Study published to iScience titled “Randomized clinical trials of COVID-19 vaccines…” (Benn et al.) finds that, across all randomized clinical trials with long blinded follow-ups, “mRNA vaccines had no effect on overall mortality.”
• China has asked parents to report their children to the police if they use Telegram or WhatsApp because these apps could help facilitate the organization of protests. Telegram, and other encrypted messaging apps, played a crucial role in the organization of multiple protests against the country’s zero-COVID policy — some of the largest protests recorded in the country since the Tiananmen Square demonstrations of 1989.