Absurdity-Observer-November-2025
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Absurdity Observer – November 2025
- Ontario elementary teachers are now being ordered to inject gender ideology into every single subject—math, science, gym, you name it—whether it fits or not. The Elementary Teachers’ Federation of Ontario’s 2024–25 policy reference book instructs schools to “integrate trans-positive content into the teaching of all subject areas” and to “challenge gender stereotypes” across the curriculum. Furthermore, the union requires every elementary school library to keep an “up-to-date, relevant collection” that reflects “diversity themes.”
- Despite their entirely peaceful participation in the 2022 Freedom Convoy protest in Ottawa, Freedom Convoy organizers Tamara Lich and Chris Barber have each been given an 18-month conditional sentence, with 12 months of house arrest, six months of curfew, and 100 hours of community service.
- Five provincial premiers (Ontario, Quebec, Alberta, Saskatchewan and Nova Scotia) wrote to Mark Carney demanding that the federal government withdraw its legal submission that would let courts dilute how provinces use the notwithstanding clause—arguing Ottawa’s move is a “complete disavowal” of the constitutional bargain that gave us the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
- Amazon’s Ring doorbell cameras are now teaming up with Flock Safety—the license-plate-scanning darlings of police departments—creating a neighbourhood panopticon where home driveways become a surveillance node. At your discretion, your doorbell can feed video to law enforcement—making your street searchable and your house a surveillance post.
- The Brazilian government has deployed a sweeping AI surveillance system called Aletheia to monitor social media, blogs, and news sites for speech it labels as “disinformation” or “hate” against LGBTQ+ groups. Under Brazil’s expanded hate-crime laws, even “misgendering” public figures can now trigger prosecution—exposing citizens to potential prison sentences of up to 25 years for their words online.
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- German police raided the home of retired media professor Norbert Bolz over a sarcastic social media post. Bolz’s joking use of a historical phrase used in Nazi Germany, “Deutschland erwache” (Germany Awakes), triggered an online snitch portal, a federal cyber unit, and a full criminal probe under laws policing “unconstitutional symbols.” Officers entered and searched Bolz’s home, questioned him over a sarcastic caption, and then politely suggested he stick to talking about trees. Now, who’s acting like the Nazi again?
- New Brunswick spent $55 million last year on 110 high-needs students—that’s half a million dollars per child, according to a report submitted to the legislature. The independent officer behind the review says the province is pouring fortunes into crisis response for teens on the brink of harm instead of investing a fraction of that in preventative care that could have spared both the children and the system from reaching such extremes.
- A new study (Thorp et al.) links COVID mRNA injections to 86 serious neuropsychiatric disorders, reporting staggering increases compared to the flu shot—440X more psychosis, 115X more cognitive decline, 80X more violent behaviour, and 25× more homicidal ideation.
- British Columbia’s NDP government has declared that children are too young to vape, drink, or use a tanning bed—but mature enough to take sterilizing drugs, have double mastectomies at 14, and to socially transition without their parents ever knowing. When MLA Tara Armstrong introduced a bill to ban irreversible medical interventions on minors and stop schools from secretly socially transitioning kids, the NDP government killed it instantly, at first reading, refusing even one minute of debate.
- Edgewood, BC, taxpayers are footing a staggering estimated $1.6 million (and climbing) bill so the government can guard and eventually kill 400 perfectly healthy, naturally immune ostriches—all because two birds died of the avian flu last year. Under Canada’s rigid “stamping-out” policy, up to 100 Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) and RCMP officers have been deployed to erect and patrol fences, secure perimeters, and babysit birds that aren’t even sick.
- YouTube has agreed to pay $24.5 million to President Donald Trump to settle a lawsuit over suspending his account in 2021, according to documents filed in court last month. YouTube put Trump’s YouTube account on hold following the security breach at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021.
- At a recent CDC advisory meeting, Pfizer and Moderna openly admitted that they never completed proper biodistribution studies before rolling out their mRNA shots to the world—meaning regulators approved mass injections without proof of where the material travels or how long it remains in the body. Even worse, a Pfizer representative acknowledged that its eventual biodistribution data was edited in coordination with the FDA—obliterating any notion of oversight or independence. Now, a new analysis by mRNA inventor Dr. Robert Malone reveals four hallmarks of scientific fraud in the submitted data: cropped images, redacted graphs, omitted toxicity results, and hidden sex-specific risks in animals. Still trust the science?
- A massive South Korean cohort study tracking 8.4 million adults over a single year found a statistically significant rise in six major cancers in those who took the COVID-19 vaccination. The six cancers are thyroid, gastric, colorectal, lung, breast, and prostate. (Kim et al.)
- A major Italian cohort study found a 36% higher rate of cancer hospitalizations among people who received at least one COVID shot—along with massive, statistically significant spikes in specific cancers: bowel cancer up 54%, breast cancer up 54%, and bladder cancer up 105%. (Martellucci et al.)
- In a raw and emotional video, Dilbert comic creator Scott Adams admitted that those who refused the COVID shots “made the right choice,” while his own decision to take the vaccine may now cost him his life. Recently diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer, Adams says the skeptics who distrusted government and corporate narratives now enjoy better health and peace of mind. His final plea? Think for yourself.
- Euthanasia has rapidly become a “treatment option” so routine in Canada, that 5% of all deaths in 2024—about 16,500 people—were through MAiD, bringing the total to nearly 90,000 lives ended by the program since it began in 2016 according to a report by the Euthanasia Prevention Coalition.
- Pfizer’s stock is currently soaring after CEO Albert Bourla and Donald Trump unveiled a secret deal to cut drug prices, invest $70 billion in U.S. manufacturing, and grant Pfizer tariff protection—yet the public isn’t allowed to see a single detail because the “terms remain confidential.”
- According to new whistleblower testimony, OSHA—the agency whose only job is to record and prevent workplace injuries—issued a 2021 directive telling healthcare employers not to document adverse reactions to mandated COVID shots. Their stated reason? They “did not wish to discourage” vaccination or “disincentivize” employer mandates.
- A massive, population-based study has struck a major blow to vaccine dogma. Published in BMC Infectious Diseases (Cabanes et al.), the research analyzed over 2.2 million patients and found that adults who received the widely promoted pneumococcal vaccines PCV13 and PPSV23 were actually more likely to be hospitalized and/or die from pneumonia than those who remained unvaccinated.
- Pfizer is now facing a U.S. class-action lawsuit from women who developed brain tumors after using its contraceptive injection, Depo-Provera—yet the company is still not warning patients or doctors about the risk when used long-term. Last year, a study published in the British Medical Journal (Roland et al.) found that prolonged use of certain progestogen medications was linked to a greater risk of intracranial meningioma, which are tumours that form in tissues around the brain. Depo-Provera in particular was linked to a 5.6-fold higher risk.
- Parliament is pressing forward with Bill C‑2, which would make it a criminal offence for Canadian businesses or charities to accept cash payments or donations of $10,000 or more. Framed as an anti–money laundering measure, the bill targets large cash transactions regardless of their legitimacy—pushing Canada further toward a cashless surveillance economy.
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