Jeff-Evely
Jeff Evely with his $28,872.50 fine for walking in the woods in Nova Scotia. x.com/JeffEvely/status/1953971918312251707
Absurdity Observer – September 2025
- A Nova Scotia man was hit with a $28,872.50 fine (HST included) for simply taking a walk in the woods. The province has banned all entry into the forests (including forests on your personal property)— for activities such as hiking, fishing, and camping—until October 15 under the guise of “preventing wildfires.” Officials fined Jeff Evely after he posted a video of his stroll to Facebook.
- Nova Scotia has approved spraying glyphosate—a chemical linked to cancer—on 3,577 acres of drought-stricken, fire-prone forest. The move will dry out and kill vast stretches of forest vegetation, leaving yet more fuel for wildfires in its wake.
- Prime Minister Mark Carney, claims he “owns nothing but cash and real estate,” yet a new report by the Conflict of Interest and Ethics Commissioner has revealed he has stock options valued at $9.4 million between 103 companies, including investments in Stripe, Brookfield, Westinghouse nuclear, clean energy funds, Pfizer, Moderna, Amazon, Apple, Blackrock, Coca-Cola, and Lockheed Martin. His so-called “blind trust” isn’t blind at all—he picked the trustee, knows what’s inside, and still gets updates. With our Prime Minister’s personal fortune tangled in nearly every sector his government regulates, critics warn Carney may have to recuse himself multiple times per cabinet meeting to avoid conflicts.
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- Following an intense year of anti-tourism protests in Western Europe, Greece restricts the utilization of 198 beaches to “protect the environment.” While visitors can still take walks and swim in the water, a number of restrictions are now in place to deter gas-guzzling tourists from visiting, including banning music, umbrellas, sun loungers, refreshment stands, and groups of more than 10 people.
- Hamilton, Ontario, is rolling out a new “rain tax” in 2025, charging residents either by dwelling type or the amount of roof and pavement on their property. The city claims the fee will fund stormwater management to fight flooding and sewage spills “caused by climate change.”
- Hamilton mayor orders LetKidsBe.ca billboard opposing medical gender transition for minors taken down, claiming it as hate speech.
- So-called “experts” are now rebranding nature as a trigger for despair. A first-of-its-kind University of Columbia study has reported that some children actually find spending time in nature “distressing” because it reminds them of climate change.
- Spotify is now scanning faces for age verification. In compliance with the UK Online Safety Act, Spotify, along with other online platforms, is now requiring facial verification scans or a government-issued ID for UK users.
- Federal court denies appeal from ostrich farm to prevent culling of flock. Roughly 400 ostriches at Universal Ostrich in Edgewood, BC are set to be culled to prevent the spread of avian flu—despite the fact that none are currently infected and they are now believed to have natural immunity against the virus. The order follows the discovery of avian flu in two dead birds last December and falls under Canada’s strict “stamping out” policy, which mandates the destruction of all domestic birds on affected farms.
- A University of Saskatchewan report says beef prices spiked 9.2% from 2023 to 2024 because Canada’s cattle herd has shrunk to its lowest level since the 1980s—back when the country had barely 60% of today’s population.
- A Bill Gates–funded company, Savor, has launched “butter” made from carbon dioxide and hydrogen—no animal products, no plants, just lab goo marketed as food.
- Bioethics journal article by Western Michigan University titled “Beneficial Bloodsucking” (Crutchfield et al.) argues that intentionally promoting the spread of lone star ticks that transmit alpha-gal syndrome (AGS) is a morally obligatory act. AGS causes a permanent red meat allergy, and the authors posit this as a “moral bioenhancer” to reduce meat consumption.
- Mad scientists turn dental floss into a needle-free vaccine. In a proof-of-concept study published to Nature (Ingrole et al.), scientists gave flu vaccines to mice by flossing their tiny teeth.
- Health Resources and Services Administration (HRSA) report finds systemic disregard for sanctity of life in organ transplant system. After a Kentucky man declared brain dead suddenly woke up just as his organs were about to be harvested, HRSA launched a review exposing a disturbing pattern in the US transplant system. Out of 351 cases where organ donation was authorized but not completed, investigators found 73 patients who had neurological signs incompatible with organ donation at the time approval was given. This was particularly prominent in cases of overdose patients.
- Biological males identifying as women have received 2,000 medals in female athletic programs since the 1980s, according to a report from Concerned Women for America.
- Nurse Amy Hamm has been slapped with nearly $100,000 in fines and a one-month suspension by the British Columbia College of Nurses and Midwives for the “crime” of publicly stating that gender is defined by biology.
- In Canada’s brave new world of “science,” it’s not your research that determines funding—it’s your identity checklist. In a submission to the Commons Science Committee, University of Quebec professor Maryse Beaumier noted that federal agencies are asking applicants about their sexual orientation, ethnicity, and disabilities as part of grant criteria. She noted that scientific excellence is being sidelined in favour of diversity quotas. Imagine needing to disclose your bedroom life just to qualify for a research grant.
- A lawsuit alleges that a California hospital deliberately hid a spike in stillbirths that coincided with COVID shots for pregnant women. Nurse Michelle Spencer says Community Regional Medical Center in Fresno buried data showing almost all the deaths were among vaccinated mothers, while retaliating against her for speaking out.
- At a Commons science committee, Trent University professor Christopher Dummitt pointed out the glaring hole in Ottawa’s obsession with “diversity” in research funding: there’s no room for diversity of thought. While federal agencies demand endless diversity mandates and statements, surveys show 88% of professors lean left—hardly a recipe for unbiased peer review. Dummitt warns that without viewpoint diversity, the few who think differently are silenced, leaving “truth-seeking” in higher education an echo chamber of the same political ideology.
- Canada is on track to welcome more than half a million new permanent residents by year-end if current trends hold, according to Immigration Department figures.
- In Lindsay, Ontario, a man was charged with aggravated assault — not for breaking in with a crossbow, but for defending himself against the intruder who did. Jeremy McDonald, 44, is the latest victim of a troubling reality in Canadian law. While citizens are told they have the right to self-defense, the definition of “reasonable force” is so vague that it leaves homeowners vulnerable to prosecution even in the most clear-cut situations of survival.
- Combined government debt interest payments for both the federal and provincial governments in Canada will cost $92.5 billion in 2024/25—or between $1,937 and $3,432 per Canadian depending on the province, finds a new study published by the Fraser Institute. Total expenditures on interest costs for Ontario ($38.4 billion), Quebec ($23.0 billion), and Alberta ($9.5 billion) are roughly equivalent to expected spending on K-12 education in their respective provinces this year.
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