Absurdity Observer – September 2022
Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks
- Quadruple vaccinated Dr. Fauci —head of the NIAID — tests positive for COVID-19 for the 2nd time after experiencing symptoms that were “much worse than the first time round.” He is referring to this second infection as a “rebound” case of COVID.
- The University of Western Ontario reinstates its mask policy and mandates Covid-19 boosters for all students, staff and faculty on campus this fall — a first in Canada. The university implemented these mandates despite Ontario Public Health’s data (url for wayback machine: https://covid-19. ontario.ca/data#casesByVaccinationStatus) showing an alarming trend of the triple-vaccinated getting COVID-19 at rates of more than double that of the unvaccinated group.
- The British Columbia Center for Disease Control buries the evidence. The BCCDC chose to “retire” the Outcomes by Vax data and Vax Donut Charts with no explanation. The charts, archived on drtrozzi.org —see Aug 8 article — shows that those who are triple vaccinated are at a dramatically increased risk of dying from COVID-19.
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- UK Government office of National Statistics releases a health data report titled “Deaths by Vaccination Status, England, 1 January 2021 to 31 May 2022” which finds that unvaccinated individuals are showing the lowest mortality rates per 100,000 people in every age group in England as compared with individuals who have had the COVID jabs.
- New research out of The New England Journal of Medicine (Boucau et al.) finds that both the COVID vaccinated and the boosted were contagious for a longer period of time compared to the unvaccinated.
- Dr. Deborah Birx, who served as the White House Coronavirus Response Coordinator, finally admits “I think we overplayed the vaccine” and that “50% of people who died of the COVID surge were older and vaccinated.”
- The US reports the first Polio case in nearly a decade, and they are using this case as an example as to why everyone should get vaccinated. The problem? The patient, from Rockland County, NY, was diagnosed with a vaccine-derived strain of the virus meaning — they caught the virus from a vaccinated person.
- In evil science news, scientists at Ohio State University are planning to incorporate a COVID-19 antigen into the MMR vaccine in an effort to solidify COVID vaccinations into the routine childhood immunization program.
- Researcher Brian Shilhavy queried the CDC’s Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) and discovered a shocking 10,661.4% increase in cancer reports as a result of COVID-19 gene-based vaccines as compared with all other FDA-approved vaccines combined, over the last 30 years.
- As an “update” to Greece’s “COVID Free GR Wallet,” the government of Greece introduced “Digital ID cards” where digital copies of people’s IDs —and soon, other documents — may be viewed and verified using a QR code. As the country’s digital governance minister Pierrakakis put it, “(this) is a very good example of how one service creates the conditions for the next.”
- OnlyFans squashed competitors in the online porn industry through a bizarre scheme that bribed Meta employees to place thousands of porn stars onto a terrorist watchlist, resulting in their content being “shadowbanned” across various social media sites, according to a group of explosive lawsuits.
- The Japanese government launches a nationwide competition to encourage young people to drink more in an effort to raise tax revenue. The nationwide competition to boost alcohol consumption calls for citizens to create new product designs and ways to promote more home drinking. There will be an awards ceremony in November recognizing the best campaigns and innovative ideas.
- Recently released Transport Canada documents reveal that the intention behind travel restrictions for unvaccinated Canadians was purely one of pressure to increase vaccine uptake, and not for any valid medical reason. In a document titled “Risk of COVID-19 Transmission Aboard Aircraft,” the department confirmed that “the risk of spread of COVID-19 amongst passengers while travelling aboard aircraft appears to be low” citing a report showing a 1 in 27 million rate of flight-related transmission. A memorandum signed by Transportation Minister Alghabra stated the desired ‘indirect benefit’ of the mandates as one that “should act as a catalyst to increase Canada’s overall vaccination rate.”
- Unvaccinated mothers are now facing up to $50,000 in maternity leave repayment to the BC Government. New or expectant mothers working in the BC Public Service who are not completely vaccinated against COVID-19 are being asked to pay back their whole maternity leave top-up benefit and are at risk of losing their jobs.
- A forensic report by Manitoba resident Ken Drysdale titled “Investigation into Criminal Allegations Concerning COVID-19 Pandemic Response” shows, among many other shocking statistics, in 2020, women of childbearing age were nearly twice as likely to die of murder than COVID. According to Statistics Canada, 20 women aged 20-40 contracted and died of (or, more accurately, with) COVID. To put this into perspective, there were 341 suicides and 39 murders of women in that same age group.
- Former CDC Medical Officer, Dr. Jeffrey Klausner, calls out inaccurate COVID death count. In an August 24th tweet, Dr. Klausner said, “Given every hospitalized and dying patient is tested for COVID, we can expect ‘Covid deaths’ forever. Test every patient for staph, count those as staph deaths, we will always have staph deaths. The COVID death counting system does not work.” Back in late June of 2020, Toronto Public Health tweeted that “Individuals who have died with COVID-19, but not as a result of COVID-19 are included in the case counts for COVID-19 deaths in Toronto.” During Ontario’s June 23, 2020 news conference at Queen’s Park, Health Minister Christine Elliott also confirmed that everyone who dies with COVID is counted as a COVID death in Ontario.
- Canadian Taxpayers Federation document reveals there was a whopping 66% increase in federal employees making over $100K last year. In 2021, there was a total of over 114,000 federal workers who made more than 100k.
- Five months after the CEO of OneAmerica Insurance announced that deaths among people aged 18-64 were up 40%, newly released records show that the US’s 5th largest life insurance company, Lincoln National, paid out 163% more for deaths of working people ages 18-64 in 2021 compared to the last 2 years. The company cited “non-pandemic related morbidity” and “unusual claims adjustments” when explaining their losses.
- Germany’s largest health insurer, Techniker Krankenkasse, reveals 1 in 25 clients underwent medical treatment in 2021 for COVID vaccine side effects, an increase of 3000% from the previous two years.
- In a time of record-setting inflation seen in the US (a 40-year high) Biden signs “The Inflation Reduction Act” into law. The problem is this act “will have no measurable impact on inflation” according to Oxford Economics economists, a sentiment echoed by the University of Pennsylvania’s Penn Wharton Budget Model. Strangely, most of the spending on this bill will be going towards “clean energy” as well as tax credits for people who buy electric vehicles.
- A new study titled Cardiovascular Effects of the BNT162b2 mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine in Adolescents (Mansanguan et al.) found that cardiovascular effects in recently vaccinated adolescents were found in 29.24% of participants, 2.33% of participants exhibited at least one elevated cardiac biomarker, .66% developed pericarditis, and .33% developed Myocarditis. These numbers are much higher than Public Health Ontario’s records (.00014% of boys aged 12-17). This study illustrates the fact that active systems like this study, where all teenagers were screened, will always find more cases than passive systems, like the reporting system here in Canada where doctors fill out an application after a child has been properly diagnosed. There is potentially a huge number of cases of children with chest pain or fatigue that are never brought to a doctor or are misdiagnosed and are thus never captured in the statistics.
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