Absurdity-Observer-October-2025
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Absurdity Observer – October 2025
- Researchers from Henry Ford Health found that vaccinated children were more likely to develop a chronic health condition, but never published the findings. Dr. Marcus Zervos, a renowned infectious disease expert at Henry Ford Health, and colleagues studied 18,468 children who were enrolled in the health system’s insurance plan. After 10 years, 57% of the vaccinated children had a chronic health condition, compared to just 17% of the unvaccinated children. According to lawyer Aaron Siri, who revealed the results in his new book, Zervos—though pro-vaccine—promised to publish regardless of outcome, but later admitted that Henry Ford Health superiors blocked submission.
- Newly uncovered emails show that Dr. Fauci, the face of “trust the science” during the COVID era, was instructing NIH staff to delete official emails—a direct contradiction of his sworn testimony to Congress. Emails to the NIH Director even read, “Please delete this e-mail after you read it.” These weren’t trivial notes either, but communications tied to the origins of COVID-19 and gain-of-function research.
- Aspartame—the artificial sweetener found in diet pops and sugar-free chewing gum—may raise the risk of the most common type of stroke by causing inflammation and disrupting blood vessel health and blood flow, according to new research (Zhang et al.)
- Buried in the 2026 US House appropriations bill, Section 453 quietly hands Big Ag’s chemical giants the same liability shield vaccine makers enjoy—protecting them from injury claims tied to insecticides, fungicides, and rodenticides. The clause defunds label updates when new toxicity evidence emerges, blocking states from enacting stronger protections while they wait for the EPA to update the label (which is scheduled once every 15 years), and grants the companies liability protection in the meantime.
- A peer-reviewed study in JAMA (Peterson et al.) found that children who were exposed to the insecticide chlorpyrifos (CPF) in the womb show long-term structural brain abnormalities and impaired motor function. The effects were dose-dependent, meaning higher prenatal CPF levels produced greater abnormalities. While Canada banned CPFs in 2023, the US overturned its ban that same year—meaning Canadians can still be exposed through imported foods.
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- The Canadian government is considering approving the first-ever gene-edited food animals for sale in Canada: pigs altered with CRISPR technology to resist a viral disease that affects pork production.
- High household radiofrequency electromagnetic field emissions linked to developmental delays in infants, Indian cohort study (Setia et al.) finds. Notably, distance to towers was not associated with outcomes, pointing to meaningful contributions from indoor sources (e.g., Wi-Fi, cordless devices).
- Apple just pulled its best security feature from UK customers because the government demanded a “backdoor” into people’s private data. Under the Investigatory Powers Act, the Home Office insisted on access to encrypted information—data so secure that not even Apple could see it. Instead of protecting citizens’ privacy, the government is effectively outlawing strong encryption, all in the name of “safety.”
- In Britain’s new speech-police state, as many as 30 people a day are arrested for speech crimes—petty offenses like retweets, memes, or cartoons. Custody records obtained by The Times reveal nearly 12,000 arrests a year under Section 127 of the Communications Act and the Malicious Communications Act, both turbo-charged by 2023’s so-called Online Safety Act.
- Irish comedy writer Graham Linehan was arrested and jailed for giving bad advice to females on X about what to do if a trans-male enters their female-only space, “make a scene, call the cops and if all else fails, punch him in the balls.” Linehan was arrested on suspicion of inciting violence.
- A new peer-reviewed study out of Ontario (Speicher et al.) has confirmed a shocking public health risk: All Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna COVID-19 mRNA injections—including the latest bivalent and XBB.1.5 formulations—contain billions of DNA fragments, far exceeding international safety limits—by up to 627 times. Some of these fragments carry SV40 sequences, known for their potential to disrupt DNA and trigger cancer.
- A new peer-reviewed study has linked the Pfizer COVID shot to eye damage, showing measurable changes in the cornea—the clear front of the eye. After the second dose, researchers (Sumer et al.) found corneal thickness increased, while the endothelial cell count—crucial for keeping vision clear—dropped by 8%. Signs of inflammation and cellular stress were also observed.
- A peer-reviewed post-marketing analysis found nearly 200 safety signals linked to RSV vaccines marketed to older adults and pregnant women. The study published in the journal Human Vaccines & Immunotherapeutics (Bao et al.) highlights serious neurological and blood disorders (most notably thrombocytopenia), and, of particular concern, complications for pregnant women and their infants, such as fetal death, hemorrhage in pregnancy, and preterm birth.
- Freedom advocate, Charlie Kirk, who spent his life urging respectful dialogue and warning that silencing speech breeds violence, was assassinated mid-sentence while giving a talk on a Utah university campus.
- In the UK, a mandatory Digital ID will soon be required just to work—coercing every citizen into a state-controlled system of surveillance and monitoring.
- A new ruling from Brazil’s Supreme Court has gutted a core protection in the country’s 2014 internet law, the Marco Civil da Internet (MCI). By declaring Article 19 partially unconstitutional, the Brazilian ruling has now opened the door for tech platforms to be held legally responsible for user-generated content, without requiring judicial oversight.
- In British Columbia, nurse Amy Hamm has been suspended for one month and slapped with over $93,000 in legal fees—not for malpractice, but for supporting women’s access to female-only spaces. Her ordeal began in 2020 after co-sponsoring a Vancouver billboard that simply read, “I ♥ JK Rowling.” Since trans-activists have previously labeled the Harry Potter author “transphobic,” a city councillor labeled the sign as “hate speech” and quickly removed it. This ordeal led regulators to monitor Hamm’s social media and, without giving any concrete examples of hate speech, punish her for her political expression outside of work.
- Canadian Taxpayers Federation reports that, since 2016, the federal government has added 99,000 bureaucrats, driving costs up by 77%. Yet, half of Canadians say federal services have gotten worse. At the same time, nearly 40% of federal bureaucrats now collect six-figure salaries.
- James Bauder, co-organizer of the Ottawa Freedom Convoy, is now facing a Canada-wide arrest warrant after failing to appear in court. Claiming political persecution, he fled to the United States to seek asylum. Even Justice Charles Hackland acknowledged there is a “legitimate concern” about Bauder’s ability to secure an unbiased jury in Ottawa—yet still refused to move the trial to another venue.
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