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Absurdity Observer – May 2021

Published On: May 1, 2021Tags: , , ,

A List Of Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks

  • Forbes estimates the world’s billionaires are worth a combined $13.1 trillion, and are a “staggering 86% richer than a year ago.” Forbes also reports its annual list of the world’s billionaires “exploded” over the past year to an unprecedented 2,755 people.
  • After numerous reports in the US of people accidentally being injected with a saline solution at vaccination centers, it was discovered that at least half a dozen people in Vaughan, Ontario were injected with saline instead of the COVID-19 vaccine. 
  • Ontario’s “emergency brake” plan, introduced on April 3 prohibits virtual concerts from taking place in local venues.

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  • Face masks that were distributed throughout Canada, including millions sent to schools and daycares across Quebec, are being recalled after a toxic carbon coating was found on the mask’s surface. The grey and blue masks, identified by the code SNN200642 from the supplier Metallifer, are now being recalled after they were found to be coated with “Nanoform graphene.” Health Canada’s “preliminary assessment” found that graphene particles had “some potential to cause early lung toxicity.”
  • Only those who had received the COVID-19 vaccine were allowed to safely evacuate from St. Vincent after the Caribbean island nation’s La Soufriere volcano erupted. Prime Minister Ralph Gonsalves said in a press conference this decision was made due to pressure from surrounding islands.
  • Anti-lockdown celebrity Chris Sky found out he has been added to Canada’s “no-fly” list, a list reserved only for terrorists or suspected terrorists, after being barred from flying to Calgary to give a speech at a freedom protest.
  • A Montréal freedom protester was fined $1546 for pulling his mask off for a few seconds to unlock his phone with facial ID. In Montréal, masks are required in outdoor public spaces. Montréal has issued millions of dollars worth of tickets at freedom protests in the past year.
  • The European Medicines Agency (EMA) admits there is a ‘clear’ link between AstraZeneca’s Covid vaccine (and likely J&J’s vaccine) and a rare form of potentially deadly blood clots that has previously not been known to occur in healthy, unmedicated people. Experts believe the jab may cause the body to produce antibodies – normally used to fight off viruses – which mistake platelets in the blood for foreign invaders and attack them. The condition almost exclusively affects young women between the ages of 22-49.
  • Despite stay-at-home orders being in effect for Ontario due to “overwhelmed hospitals,” Sunnybrook’s COVID field hospital (built weeks before the current lockdown) has yet to see a single patient. 
  • Trudeau has announced a deal with Pfizer for millions of boosters shoots through till 2024.
  • Vitamin D is “fake news” according to our federal Health Minister Patty Hajdu. Despite admitting that most Canadians have a deficiency, Health Canada doesn’t actively recommend supplementing vitamin D, and vitamin D blood testing is not OHIP-insured (unless you have Osteoporosis or a similar condition). This isn’t the first time Canadians have been told vitamins were fake news. Last year, Dietitians of Canada advised the public that “You cannot boost your immune system through diet. No specific food, supplement, or natural health product will prevent you from catching COVID19. … Please follow the advice of Public Health Officials. Do not spread misinformation.”
  • Biden administration has just spent 1 billion dollars on their vaccine propaganda campaign. He’s also spending nearly $3 billion to counter alternative news and “anti-vaxxers.”
  • Israeli study finds that those who have received both doses of Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine, and still got infected, were 8 times more likely to be infected with the South African variant compared to infected people who were unvaccinated. Infected people who received one dose of the vaccine were also more likely to get the UK variant. Pfizer is currently working on a 3rd booster shot to address these variants.
  • YouTube finally admits their algorithms favors corporations/mainstream media and suppresses independent journalists when searching for anything “news related.” YouTube’s CEO ironically stated in an interview that occurred days prior to her accepting the Freedom of Expression Award, (from a YouTube-funded First Amendment group), It’s easy to “make up content and post it from your basement” so we boost “authoritative sources.”
  • It has been revealed in legal documents that the US postal service has been tracking social media accounts of Americans who are “anti-lockdown” and reporting those individuals to federal, state, and local law enforcement. They claim to be doing this to “proactively identify and assess potential threats to the Postal Service, it’s employees and customers, and its overall mail processing and transportation network.”
  • Canadian government is introducing an internet control bill. The first of its kind legislation, if successful, will force social media platforms to remove content deemed harmful (including “hurtful” language against politicians) “within 24 hours of having it being flagged.” The heritage minister explained that “ultimately” the goal of tighter internet control “is to create a safer environment for all people online.”
  • The CDC finally admits: intense disinfectants are likely doing more harm than good: “Fogging, fumigation, and other such theatrical performances of industrial cleanliness can easily do more harm than good when it comes to human health.”
  • A senior Ontario government source says schools are safe despite The Ontario Teacher’s Federation “obstruction (to restart school) at every possible step.” The federation, who also owns the Cadillac Fairview Corporation, owns stocks in a handful of vaccine manufacturers, including: Pfizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson, as well as big box stores like Costco. The Teacher’s fund closed out 2020 with net assets of $221.2 billion, up $13.8 billion from a year earlier.
  • Mere days after Ontario Premier Doug Ford implemented provincial border checkpoints, Ottawa police announced they will cease 24-hour checkpoints between Ottawa and Quebec after lineups grew to 13km long. They will instead be conducting “rotating checkpoints” throughout the city as only “essential traveling” is allowed. OPP are still conducting armed checkpoints at the Manitoba-Ontario border.
  • Over 87,000 Americans died of overdoses in the 12 months leading to September 2020, a 30% increase from the previous year, according to newly released US federal data. An increase in drug use, combined with the closing of drug abuse programs, and using alone is thought to have led to this increase. The biggest spike occurred in April and May, when shutdowns were strictest.
  • Peel Police suspended Sgt. Paul Brown after hugging and agreeing with human rights protesters outside of Huf Gym, just outside of Toronto.
  • At least 55 of America’s largest corporations paid no taxes last year on billions of dollars in profits. 26 of the companies listed, including FedEx, and Nike, are among those found to have avoided paying any federal income tax for at least 3 straight years, even though they reported a combined income of $77 billion. The biggest upward transfer of wealth in American history, the $2.2 trillion CARES ACT, passed last year to help business survive the pandemic restrictions, included a provision that allowed businesses to use losses in 2020 to offset profits earned in previous years.