A List Of Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks

• The Make-a-Wish-Foundation will only be granting wishes to fully vaccinated children, the foundation’s CEO Richard Davis explained in a recent video. Those accompanying the child must also be vaccinated. Socially distant wishes such as virtual shopping sprees for the unvaccinated may still be granted.
• University of Florida Lab finds dangerous pathogens on children’s face masks. A small sample of 5 face masks worn by children for 1 day at school, and 1 adult for the same period of time, detected the presence of 11 dangerous pathogens that included bacterias that cause pneumonia (multiple strains), meningitis (multiple strains), diphtheria, sepsis, and antibiotic resistant pathogens.
• Facebook now says that it will no longer censor posts about COVID being created in a lab.

• The leader of the People’s Party of Canada Maxime Bernier was handcuffed and jailed for attending a lockdown protest. He is currently out on bail.
• The Philippine president, Duterte, announced he will arrest Filipinos who refuse COVID-19 vaccinations. He also exclaimed, “If you don’t want to get vaccinated, I’ll have you arrested and I’ll inject the vaccine in your butt.”
• Manitoba Premier, Brian Pallister, claims the reason we did not (and are not) using or researching the most promising COVID19 treatment, ivermectin, is because “We are pursuing domestic research that we hope can lead to better vaccine availability.”
• You are now able to get a Free Vaccine and a Free BigMac at select McDonalds locations in California. Yes, that’s right, the leading junk food restaurant now cares about your health.
• Australia is now considering adding “climate change” as a new cause of death to be listed on death certificates.
• The World Economic Forum claims that in 10 years citizens may be vaccinated by consuming edible vaccines in plants.
• At least 153 employees of a Houston hospital were fired or resigned on June 22 after refusing to get a mandatory vaccine for COVID-19, making it one of the first mass terminations related to mandatory COVID-19 vaccinations in the U.S.
• On June 24th, Ontario became the first province in Canada to impose a mandatory policy on vaccinations for long-term-care workers.
• Farmers across the US are losing fields of crops due to drought restrictions, forcing farmers to abandon fields of dry crops. These restrictions not only affect annual crops, but also orchards and vineyards, where produce (like almonds and walnuts) takes up to a decade to establish, meaning there will be a lasting effect for years to come.
• 21 new statues are set to be displayed in 21 cities across the globe. Called “The Giant,” it is a programmable, moving statue that’s 10-stories tall and covered with millions of LED pixels that allow it to take the form of any person — such as Einstein, John Lenon, or even Spider-Man. The statues can also sing and speak.
• SickKids Hospital reveals they have seen a handful of cases of myocarditis — inflammation of the heart — in youth following vaccination for COVID-19. The adverse event is dose dependent, with most cases appearing within 5 days of the second dose. On June 23rd, the CDC’s Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) meeting found that the rate heart inflammation is 256 times the expected for male teens aged 12-17. Despite the CDC admitting that the rate is higher than previously thought, CDC bizarrely made the claim that COVID vaccinations still have a “positive balance for all age and sex groups.” Then the agency’s scientists went even further, saying teens with previous cases of heart inflammation (even if caused by the 1st COVID vaccine dose) could still receive the COVID-19 vaccines.
• Authored by a doctor, among others, who leads the CDC’s v-safe COVID-19 Pregnancy Registry Team, The New England Journal of Medicine published an article, titled ‘Preliminary Findings of mRNA Covid-19 Vaccine Safety in Pregnant Persons’, that concluded: “Preliminary findings did not show obvious safety signals among pregnant persons who received mRNA Covid-19 vaccines.” The paper bragged that of the 827 pregnant women who had received a vaccine in the US up until Feb 28, spontaneous abortions under 20 weeks gestation occurred only 104 times, or 12.6% (within the expected incidence rate). However, the fine print revealed that of the 827 participants of the study, 700 received their first dose in the third trimester (after 28 weeks). Meaning: spontaneous abortions in women vaccinated before week 20 actually occurred in 104 out of (at most) 127 pregnant women (or 82%)!
• The Covid-19 vaccines have created at least nine new billionaires after shares in companies producing the shots soared. Topping the list of new billionaires are Moderna CEO Stéphane Bancel and the CEO of BioNTech, which has produced a vaccine with Pfizer, Ugur Sahin. Both CEOs are now worth around $4 billion.
• “When you are trying to get at me as a public health official and as a scientist, you are really not only attacking Dr. Anthony Fauci, you are attacking science”, said NAID director Dr. Fauci in an interview where he is defending himself against allegations of a Wuhan Lab leak cover-up.
• As the establishment lacks good arguments against valid points brought up by Canada’s quickly waking population, they have resorted to name-calling. Ottawa Public Health’s official blue-check twitter account tweets: “You’ll see the tentacles of white supremacy weaving their way through the ‘COVID is a hoax/this is just a flu’ crowd. And yes, the ‘see more replies’ section will inevitably be full of them, each one saying why their own racist remarks aren’t racist.”
• Bill C-10 passed the House of Commons and is now going on to the Senate. The bill seeks to regulate freedom of expression by replacing social media site’s algorithms with a government approved one.
• Despite hate speech already being illegal under the criminal code, a new anti-hate speech bill was introduced. Bill C-36 is apparently aimed at countering ‘online hate,’ however, they have left the definition of ‘hate’ deliberately vague, defining it as: “the emotion that involves detestation or vilification and that is stronger than dislike or disdain.” The bill would also give the government new powers to preemptively address hateful content. Perpetrators of hateful content online may be fined up to $70,000!
• Anti-virus software maker John McAfee, who spoke out against government corruption and posted to social media that the government wanted him dead and that he would never commit suicide, was found dead by apparent suicide in his jail cell. 
• Musician Eric Clapton claims to have permanent nerve damage and pain in his hands as a result of receiving the COVID-19 vaccine. Clapton is now a strong advocate for informed consent.
• ProPublica recently unveiled secret IRS files that revealed how the world’s richest people avoid income tax. In 2007 and again in 2011, Jeff Bezos did not pay a penny in federal income tax. In 2018, Tesla founder Elon Musk, also paid no federal income taxes. George Soros paid no federal income tax three years in a row. But no one among the 25 wealthiest avoided as much tax as Warren Buffet, which is surprising given his public stance as an advocate of higher taxes for the rich. His riches rose $24.3 billion between 2014 and 2018, during that time his true tax rate was 0.1% (or less than 10 cents for every $100 he added to his wealth).