Absurdity-Observer-February-2026
Absurdity Observer – February 2026
- Celebrity performer Katy Perry—who reportedly burned ~498 tons of fuel on a space-tourism joyride last year—attended the 2026 World Economic Forum in Davos with her new boyfriend, Justin Trudeau, to support his push for “environmentally conscious” free trade.
- In an effort to symbolically distance the country from Russia, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy signed a law moving the official Christmas Day holiday observance from January 7th to December 25th—because the Russian Orthodox Church follows the Julian calendar.
- Canada has been relieved of Chrystia Freeland thanks to Ukraine’s Zelenskyy. Freeland was hired by Ukraine to assist in providing economic advice. In 2022, Freeland, who was Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance at the time, played a key role in Ottawa’s response to the Freedom Convoy protest, including ordering the freezing of protesters’ bank accounts.
- Internal figures obtained by Blacklock’s Reporter show federal executives averaged nearly $18,000 in bonuses in 2024, costing taxpayers $142.5 million.
- According to a Wall Street Journal analysis of Medicare data, one in six seniors is being prescribed eight or more medications at the same time.
- New federal data show autism prevalence in Canada has increased by a staggering 1,507% in the past 23 years! Officials insist this is merely “better awareness and diagnosis,” despite the CDC’s acknowledgment that existing research has not adequately examined possible links between early-infancy vaccination and autism.
- Leaked emails show former White House COVID-19 Response Team lead Anthony Fauci—who publicly dismissed natural herd immunity as “total nonsense”—privately acknowledged to his team that COVID infection produced stronger, longer-lasting immunity than vaccination, even as he continued to back mandates regardless of prior infection status.
- A large real-world study of over 53,000 adults from the Cleveland Clinic (Shrestha et al.) found that during the 2024–2025 flu season, people who received the flu shot were more likely to get influenza than those who didn’t—by 27%! Yet public health agencies, including Health Canada, continue to promote annual flu shots without addressing these real-world findings.
- A new national survey from Rasmussen Reports finds that more than one-third of vaccinated Americans report side effects, including 10% who describe them as major. Scaled to the US population, that amounts to tens of millions reporting harm—a figure over 77 times higher than the number of serious reactions reflected in the CDC’s Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) database, despite officials long assuring the public such effects were “rare and mild.” The findings align with a study done in 2010 by Harvard that found that “fewer than 1% of vaccine adverse events are reported to VAERS” (Lazarus et al.)
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- A population-based study using the entire Madrid public health database found no deaths attributable to COVID-19 among children aged 6–17. The study —“Effectiveness and Safety of COVID-19 mRNA Vaccines in Children 6–17 Years Old” (Hernán et al.)—quietly confirms that the push to vaccinate children was unnecessary.
- The Washington Post published a detailed investigation showing that childhood vaccination rates across the United States are falling sharply, particularly for measles. Only 25% of counties now meet the 95% coverage level commonly associated with herd immunity.
- A federal judge has ruled that major US medical organizations can proceed with a lawsuit against vaccine policy changes under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., with one of the court-recognized “harms” being that doctors might have to spend more time talking to families about vaccines instead of rushing through appointments. The case effectively treats informed consent as a financial injury, tacitly admitting that meaningful discussions often aren’t happening in pediatric care. This comes as the US Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has scaled back the childhood vaccine schedule—reducing routine, blanket recommendations from 17 to 11. Adding to the absurdity, the plaintiffs’ lead counsel previously served as Moderna’s VP of public policy during the COVID shot rollout and earlier worked for Merck, which makes the lawsuit look less like patient advocacy and more like an attempt to protect a business model.
- In a plot twist worthy of the COVID era, Bayer (which acquired Monsanto) has filed federal lawsuits against Pfizer, BioNTech, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson, claiming they used Monsanto-developed mRNA technology without permission to produce COVID-19 “vaccines.” The injections aren’t being challenged—only their share of $93 billion in royalties.
- A scientific journal has retracted a highly influential study long used to defend the safety of Roundup after admitting it was tainted by “serious ethical concerns”—including evidence it was ghostwritten by Monsanto. Internal emails revealed company officials helped draft the paper while outside academics lent their names.
- A new peer-reviewed study links common “forever chemicals” (PFAS), which are found in nonstick cookware, to a nearly threefold increase in liver disease risk among adolescents—raising fresh questions about what kids are being exposed to long before they can consent. Researchers from the University of Southern California and the University of Hawai‘i found higher PFAS blood levels tied to early-onset metabolic liver disease, a condition that can quietly progress into diabetes, heart disease, or cancer, according to findings published in Environmental Research (Li et al.).
- New alarming research from the Health and Environment Alliance finds sperm counts have dropped by more than 50% since the 1970s, thanks in part to routine exposure to pesticides, PFAS, BPA, and microplastics.
- Data from a Florida Department of Health initiative that tested 24 popular infant formulas found that 16 out of the 24 formulas contained elevated levels of toxic heavy metals, including lead, cadmium, mercury, and arsenic.
- Official Louisiana Department of Health records reveal that there are higher odds of infant death following the routine 2-month vaccination visit compared to unvaccinated infants of the same age. In an analysis by Dr. Jablonowski and Dr. Hooker of Children’s Health Defense, the government immunization and mortality data showed a dose–response pattern, meaning, mortality risk increased as more vaccines were given.
- Germany’s new “Transparency Act” lets regulators search media offices and their platforms without warrants. The federal cabinet has approved a bill that allows state agents to enter the offices of media companies and search their digital platforms without a judge’s permission. The official justification: ensuring honesty in political advertising.
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