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Absurdity Observer – December 2022

Published On: December 1, 2022Tags: , , , ,

Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks

  • Creator of Druthers News, Shawn Jason, is going to trial for the crime of committing journalism during stay-at-home orders. On February 13th, 2021, while live streaming a freedom rally in Queens Park Toronto (re-uploaded video available on our Facebook page), he was charged for attending a protest during stay-athome orders. Shawn’s court date is set for January 23rd, 2023.
  • They are making Mr. Potato Head gender-neutral. Hasbro announced they are dropping the “Mr.” from the logo and overall brand to “promote gender equality and inclusion.”
  • The G20 has already begun preparing for the next plandemic. On November 15th & 16th, 2022, Leaders of the G20 met in Bali to discuss, among other globalist topics, the importance of vaccine passports to facilitate seamless international travel during times of health crises.
  • Effective Nov 15th, the county of Windsor-Essex, Ontario is once again requiring masks in all county-run facilities.

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  • A new study with hundreds of thousands of participants (all veterans) published in Nature titled “Association between vitamin D supplementation and COVID19 infection and mortality” finds that participants given Vitamin D3 had a 33% reduction in COVID-19 mortality. The benefit was dose-dependent, with those prescribed higher doses receiving a greater benefit in terms of reduced infection rates and reduced mortality rates than those prescribed lower doses. That’s funny because back in 2020, Dietitians of Canada advised the public that “You cannot boost your immune system through diet. No specific food, supplement, or natural health product will prevent you from catching COVID19… Do not spread misinformation.”
  • With record-breaking RSV levels being found in children this year, some doctors are blaming the lockdown’s effect on preventing children’s immune systems from exercising, while others are blaming the COVID-19 vaccine itself. The FDA’s EUA Amendment for Moderna’s COVID vaccine in 2 to 5-year-olds stated that the Moderna trial found that “events of pneumonia were reported by 0.3% and 0% of mRNA-1273 and placebo recipients, respectively. Respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) infection was reported by 0.4% and <0.1% of mRNA-1273 and placebo recipients, respectively.” Similar results were found in the 6 to 11-year-olds (RSV was found in .3% in the vaccine group and 0% in the placebo group). Despite this knowledge, the CDC and Health Canada continue to recommend the COVID-19 vaccine to children.
  • Emergencies act hearing reveals that Canadian Minister of Justice and Attorney General of Canada David Lametti proposed using the army and even army tanks to retake the streets of Ottawa -a stark contrast to the hot tubs and bouncy castles the freedom convoy brought in.
  • Prime Misinformationer Justin Trudeau lies under oath during the Emergencies Act hearing, claiming he never called the unvaccinated names. In a September 2021 interview, Trudeau told a Quebec television station that the unvaccinated “don’t believe in science and are very often misogynistic and racist.”
  • Video of Ontario’s Chief Officer of Health, Dr. Kieran Moore, partying maskless emerges days after asking the province to mask back up.
  • Pfizer’s President of International Markets, Janine Small, admits at a European Parliament Hearing that they never tested to see if the COVID-19 vaccine prevents transmission of the virus before it entered the market because they “had to move at the speed of science to understand what is happening in the market… and we had to do everything at risk.” While it was previously known that Pfizer vaccine participants were never subjected to regular testing (unlike much of the general population, who was subjected to regular testing for their jobs and travel), this is the first time this information has made it to the mainstream.
  • A new report by the Agri-Food Analytics Lab at Dalhousie University finds that Loblaws’ profits in the first half of 2022 beat its previous best results by $180 million — equivalent to about an extra million dollars a day, the research found. Additionally, Loblaws’ 2022 third-quarter report reveals the company made $556 million in profits in the previous 3 months, up 167% since the same time period in 2019 (pre-COVID). Loblaws is the same company that received $12 million of our tax dollars for new freezers back in April 2020. Loblaws has also previously admitted to taking part in an industry-wide, 14-year conspiracy to fix the price of bread.
  • A new study titled “Fertility declines near the end of the COVID-19 pandemic” (Bujard et al.) finds that there was a 14% decline in births in 2022 compared to the previous year. The researchers noted “There is no association of the fertility trend with changes in unemployment, infection rates, or COVID-19 deaths. However, there is a strong association between the onset of vaccination programs and the fertility decline nine months after onset.” Fertility and birth effects were never studied in the mRNA vaccine trials. Pfizer’s study specifically required males to “refrain from donating sperm” and “be abstinent from heterosexual intercourse with a female of childbearing potential” and females of childbearing potential were only allowed to be a part of the study if “using an acceptable contraceptive method.”
  • Apple releases a pregnant man emoji, you know, for all the pregnant men out there.
  • A new study by world-renowned epidemiologist Dr. Ioannidis, titled “Agestratified infection fatality rate of COVID19 in the non-elderly informed from prevaccination national seroprevalence studies” found “Across 31 systematically identified national seroprevalence studies in the pre-vaccination era, the median infection fatality rate of COVID-19 is estimated to be 0.035% for people aged 0-59 years people and 0.095% for those aged 0-69 years.” -100 times lower than what the WHO announced the infection fatality rate was back in early 2020. Note: the infection fatality rate is defined as the number of people who died while having recently tested positive for COVID divided by the total number of people who had COVID in any given population.
  • Vancity has become the first Canadian financial institution to offer a credit card that calculates a user’s carbon footprint. Starting in 2023, Vancity Visa cardholders will be able to track their estimated carbon emissions from their credit card purchases. The Carbon Counter will allow Vancity cardholders to compare their monthly carbon footprint to the national average and provide advice on how to reduce the carbon footprint.
  • Emails from early 2020 newly obtained via a FOIA request show NIAID Director Dr. Fauci was deeply concerned about the possibility of a lab leak at the time. In one email, Jeremy Farrar of the Wellcome Trust (funders of the gain-of-function research in Wuhan) sent an email to Fauci about the worrying levels of biosecurity in the Wuhan lab, referring to it as the “wild west.” Another email shows Fauci floated the idea of alerting the FBI about a “concern” regarding the “furin cleavage site” on the spike protein of COVID-19 -a clear signature of a lab-altered virus.
  • After calling it a “conspiracy theory,” one of the world’s top medical journals, The Lancet, finally admits COVID-19 could have come from a lab leak in their new article titled “The Lancet Commission on lessons for the future from the COVID-19 pandemic.” 
  • CDC director Dr. Rochelle Walensky has tested positive for COVID with symptoms less than one month after receiving her fifth COVID shot (the latest bivalent booster).