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Absurdity Observer – December 2021

Published On: December 1, 2021Tags: , , , , ,

A List Of Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks

  • 4 months after the CDC admits that the mortality risk of COVID-19 in children is actually less than the flu, the FDA approves the Pfizer COVID vaccine for 5 to 11-year-olds.
  • A 100% fully vaxxed NHL team, The Ottawa Senators, cancelled multiple games in late Nov due to 40% of the team testing positive for COVID-19.
  • Months after the Teletubbies received their vaccines, Big Bird got vaccinated. Before receiving the shot, Big Bird and other Sesame Street characters appeared on a CNN program called, “The ABCs of COVID Vaccines” where Dr Sanjay Gupta encouraged Big Bird to get the shot by thinking about all the fun things he’ll be able to do after he gets vaccinated. At 3-years-old, Elmo was sad that he wasn’t old enough to get jabbed, but was reassured he will be eligible soon.

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  • New study out of Sweden titled: “Effectiveness of Covid-19 Vaccination against Risk of Symptomatic Infection, Hospitalization, and Death Up to 9 Months: A Swedish Total Population Cohort Study” finds that the effectiveness of the Pfizer vaccine against COVID infection “waned progressively from 92% at day 15-30, to 47% at day 121- 180, and from day 211 and onwards, no effectiveness could be detected.” 
  • Pfizer has released a “new” anti-viral medication that’s jokingly being referred to as Pfizermectin since it works in an identical way to the widely dismissed, inexpensive generic drug: ivermectin. Pfizer’s drug, Paxlovid, supposedly reduces the risk of COVID hospitalization or death by 89% and works as a 3CL protease inhibitor. But ivermectin, in fact, was shown to be one of the most effective, non-toxic 3CL protease inhibitors on the market, as illustrated in an article published in Nature on January 20, 2021.
  • After becoming the world’s first country to implement a nationwide lockdown for the unvaxxed on November 15, Austria declared it will be making the vaccination compulsory for all adults by February. As of mid-Nov, the unvaccinated have been ordered to stay home (except for a few limited reasons) and there is an increased police presence as officers carry out spot checks on those who are out. Indonesia, Micronesia, and Turkmenistan have also made vaccination mandatory for all adults.
  • After Israel became the first country to expire vaccination passports of everyone who has not received a vaccine in over 6 months: Croatia, Austria, Switzerland, and France are slowly implementing similar restrictions, starting with travelers and the elderly.
  • Pope Francis calls getting vaccinated (with experimental gene therapy produced by money-hungry pharmaceutical companies) “an act of love,” and tells vaccine deniers “humanity has a history of friendship with vaccines” (despite this “friendship” currently resulting in thousands of young people throughout the world developing Myocarditis, a heart condition that has a 50% 10-year-survival rate.)
  • Due to an increased incidence of heart inflammation, Sweden and Norway indefinitely pauses Moderna COVID shots for people under 30. Finland is also no longer offering the shot to people under 20, while Iceland halts the Moderna jab for all altogether. Meanwhile in Canada the US, Moderna is being used in people as young as 18 and they are seeking approval for children.
  • A student at the University of Western Ontario was handcuffed and arrested for the “crime” of coming to class unmasked and unvaccinated. Meanwhile, another Canadian university (Wilfred Laurier), bans unvaccinated students from even taking online courses.
  • In response to a Freedom of Information request submitted by ICAN, the CDC said it has no record of an individual previously infected with COVID becoming re-infected or transmitting the virus to others – because the agency doesn’t collect such data. Meanwhile, the CDC has been handed plenty of data on breakthrough infections and breakthrough infections leading to outbreaks.
  • Despite the majority of tests being done on the unvaccinated, the number of vaccinated “breakthrough” infections is now exceeding the number of unvaxxed infections in Ontario.
  • In a damning revelation coming directly from three Pfizer scientists and officials, leaked by Project Veritas, Pfizer scientists admitted natural immunity is better than the immunity provided via vaccination. 
  • Rolling Stone calls Eric Clapton a “racist” who is “bankrolling” anti-vax propaganda. Clapton is speaking out against the narrative by sharing his story of being injured by the COVID-19 vaccine, so of course, the corporate controlled media is out to destroy him. Rolling Stone Magazine justified calling Clapton a “racist” because back in 1968, when discussing how English people loved listening to Jimi Hendrix, he referred to Hendrix as a “spade.” Additionally, Clapton said something anti-immigration in the 60’s.
  • In addition to requiring a vaccine pass to enter most public spaces, Slovenia is now banning gas for those without a vaccine passport. 
  • An estimated 100,000 Americans died of drug overdoses in one year (between May 2020–April 2021), a never-before-seen milestone that health officials say is tied to the COVID-19 response and a more dangerous drug supply.
  • In response to a Freedom of Information request, The FDA has declared to the federal court that they need up to 55 years release all the documents it used to declare Pfizer’s Covid-19 vaccine safe. The FDA plans to wait until 2076 to fully produce the documents Pfizer provided to the FDA to license its vaccine. The CDC’s Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System has recorded 4,694 deaths, 5,413 “life-threatening” reactions, and 23,867 hospitalizations as a result of the Pfizer shot in the US as of late Nov, but critics say such reactions have been vastly underreported.
  • Will the vaccines cause cancers? A new study published on October 13th titled “SARS-CoV-2 Spike Impairs DNA Damage Repair and Inhibits V(D)J Recombination In Vitro” found that, in vitro, the SARSCoV-2 spike protein found in unnaturallyhigh levels in the vaccinated “significantly inhibits DNA damage repair… the spike protein localizes in the nucleus and inhibits DNA damage repair by impeding key DNA repair protein BRCA1 and 53BP1 recruitment to the damage site.”
  • In a major shift, after months of congressional demands for more information, the NIH finally admits to funding risky “gain-of-function” research in Wuhan. In a letter to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce, the NIH confirmed it gave grants to EcoHealth Alliance to have naturally occurring bat coronaviruses gain the function of binding to human ACE2 receptors.
  • In August 2021, a CDC employee complained “pandemic deniers are using your vaccine definition to argue that mRNA vaccines are not vaccines.” Given the fact people who receive mRNA COVID-19 vaccines may still carry the virus, the definition was changed to remove the word “immunity.” Prior to September 2021, a vaccine “produced immunity to a specific disease” but now their definition reads: “the act of introducing a vaccine into the body to produce protection from specific diseases.”