Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks

• BMO continues to freeze funds in Druthers’ Bank Account for Trucker Convoy involvement after Druthers creator Shawn Jason announces he still has every intention of giving the money meant for the truckers to the truckers when the funds are released. All transactions are now being made through a new account.
• Three hundred doses of a COVID-19 vaccine designed for animals arrived at the Toronto Zoo in mid-March for 146 animals to be inoculated for COVID-19. The zoo says they’ve been training the animals to “voluntarily participate” in healthcare procedures, “including voluntarily presenting an area of the body to receive the vaccine.”
• After years of being told by authorities that the COVID-19 vaccine will not alter your DNA, Swedish study published in Molecular Biology (Alden et al.) finds the Pfizer vaccine altered the DNA of human liver cells. Their results showed that “BNT162b2 (Pfizer) mRNA is reverse transcribed intracellularly into DNA in as fast as 6 hours upon BNT162b2 exposure.”

• CDC data shows millennials experienced a “Vietnam War Event,” with more than 61,000 excess deaths in that age group in the second half of 2021, according to an analysis by Edward Dowd (former Wall Street executive who made a career of crunching numbers to make big-dollar investment decisions.) The Millennials, about ages 25 to 40, experienced an 84% increase in excess mortality in the fall, he said, describing it as the “worst-ever excess mortality, I think, in history.”
• Food prices reach record highs, skyrocketing by 20.7 % across the globe, as reported by the United Nation’s Food and Agriculture Organization on March 5th, 2022. Crop conditions and reduced export availability were blamed in the report. This report was put together before the war in Ukraine, which is expected to worsen the food crisis. The production chain of food my be disrupted as 33% of world exports of barley come from Russia and Ukraine combined, 29% of wheat, 19% of maize, 80% of sunflower oil, as well as nearly 19% of global fertilizer exports.
• Freedom Convoy supporters whose bank accounts were frozen by cabinet order under the Emergencies Act will have their files marked for life, the Canadian Bankers Association said yesterday. The association also disclosed that bankers froze accounts of individuals who never appeared on an RCMP blacklist of 257 names. Banks went beyond RCMP list of names in freezing a ‘small number’ of accounts under Emergencies Act. The Canadian Bankers Association declined to say how many accounts were frozen using their own screening rather than relying on the RCMP’s list.
• Liberals and NDP strike deal to keep Canada under Trudeau rule until 2025. 
• Trudeau-appointed librarian ordered purge of online historical archives. Canada’s top librarian personally directed her staff to wipe federal websites of content she deemed offensive. According to Blacklock’s Reporter, chief archivist Leslie Weir told employees at Library and Archives Canada to purge thousands of pages, including a biography of Canada’s first prime minister Sir John A. Macdonald. “We need to discuss having a disclaimer on the website about having content that may offend people. I feel very strongly about that,” Weir said in an email.
• The FDA turned over thousands of documents related to its review of Pfizer-BioNTech’s COVID-19 vaccine in March, revealing numerous safety concerns. The documents showed there were 1,223 fatalities and 42,086 reports of injury in the first three months of the vaccine, but the number of doses shipped has been redacted, meaning the incidence rate cannot be calculated. Perhaps most concerning finding was the lack of safety surveillance. Pfizer never bothered looking into Myocarditis rates in young people, and therefore never picked up on it. Pfizer only looked at adults in these documents, and most cardiac effects were not considered to be related to the vaccine unless they occurred within 24 hours (Myocarditis typically takes 2 or more days to appear).
• The Ontario Ministry of Health and the office of Doug Ford are already preparing for masks to return sometime in the fall around November. “To be blunt, masks are not going away. We are just in the temporary situation for the summer months until seasonal infections rise again,” said the source to Elect Conservatives. “Infections are undoubtedly going to rise; cold, flu, a new COVID variant — it’s bound to happen.”
• NASA rolled out a new program where employees may place their preferred pronouns alongside their name and ID number on their official identification during meetings.
• CBC pulls another false news story. CBC had falsely reported that the convoy was “heavily funded by foreign entities,” the implication being that foreign enemies and terrorists were funding the protests. It turns out that this was completely made-up. This is the second time CBC has been forced to pull a false story. On February 3, the network corrected an earlier television story suggesting Russians were behind the Freedom Convoy.
• DuckDuckGo destroys brand by embracing censorship. DuckDuckGo has claimed in a tweet they are “rolling out search updates that down-rank sites associated with Russian disinformation.”
• White House instructed TikTok influencers who were invited on a Zoom call to blame the high gas prices on Putin. 
• Finally, Hunter Biden’s infamous laptop confirmed to be authentic in New York Times report of the ongoing federal probe. When the story first broke in October 2020, Hunter Biden’s laptop story was considered to be “Russian disinformation” according to “dozens of former intel officials.” The story was banned on Twitter and heavily censored on Facebook. They admitted that they had no evidence for their suspicion, just that the story had the “hallmarks” of a Russian disinformation campaign. As HuffPost put it, “more than 50 former intelligence officials say the recent Hunter Biden smear campaign is likely a Russian disinformation job.”
• CDC says it accidentally inflated children’s COVID death numbers in ‘coding logic error.’ The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) revised its data this week to reduce pediatric deaths from COVID-19 by nearly 24%. Pediatric death counts were not the only ones to have been inflated by the error. “An adjustment was made to COVID Data Tracker’s mortality data on March 14 involving the removal of 72,277 — including 416 pediatric deaths — deaths previously reported across 26 states because CDC’s algorithm was accidentally counting deaths that were not COVID-19-related,” Jasmine Reed, a spokesperson for the CDC, told the Washington Examiner.
• An Ontario couple was thrown off a Via Rail train for allegedly not pulling up their mask between sips of a drink. As reported by Rebel News, the engaged couple was two hours away from their destination before being kicked off the train in Belleville.
• The CBC claimed that Justin Trudeau received a standing ovation for his speech to the European Parliament, failing to mention that over nine-tenths of the parliament left in protest before he began. No one wanted to hear Trudeau’s speech, and he was denounced throughout his visit to parliament. As per usual, Trudeau’s speech focused on “democracy,” despite several Members of the European Parliament calling Trudeau an authoritarian “dictator,” a “disgrace,” and telling him he has no place in talking about democratic principles after his tyrannical handling of the Freedom Convoy.
• Suspected arson attack sets a school bus ablaze feet away from the church of Pastor Artur Pawlowski. Artur Pawlowski, a Calgary pastor who was recently imprisoned for 45 days for participating in the trucker convoy protests, also had his home set on fire through his garage by arsonists in May 2021.
• FOIA request reveals that the US Federal Government paid news media $1 billion to promote vaccines. A Freedom of Information Act request by TheBlaze shows Health and Human Services spent $1 billion for a media campaign to build public confidence in, and uptake of, COVID-19 vaccines using mainstream news outlets, including CNN, MSNBC, LA Times, Newsmax, BuzzFeed, and hundreds of other newspapers and TV stations, as well as social media “influencers” and “experts.”