A List Of Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks!

• March 20, 2021, hundreds of thousands of people across the world united in the “Worldwide Freedom Rally,” including upward of 10,000 people in Toronto, plus 10’s of thousands more people across Canada. Where was the mainstream media? #therevolutionwillnotbetelevised
• Bill Gates is getting ready to spray chalk dust into the stratosphere to cool down the planet. The first test balloon of his multi-million-dollar project to attempt to “dim the sun” by spraying millions of tons of chalk into the stratosphere is on course to take flight this June in Sweden.
• 24 countries have suspended the AstraZeneca vaccine because an unusual type of blood clot in the brain, accompanied by a low platelet count, has been seen in young people (primarily under age 25) taking the vaccine. Some countries are now only offering the shots to people over age 55. Meanwhile, the AstraZeneca vaccine being supplied to Africa and other poorer nations through the “COVAX support program” have been unaffected.

• A Windsor, Ontario man lost shared custody of his kids because his pandemic-denial beliefs means he “likely wouldn’t take appropriate actions to keep them safe from COVID-19.” The man is now only allowed to see his children in a supervised access center where he will have to abide by the facility’s safety measures.
• Pfizer expects to generate an additional $15 billion in sales from its COVID-19 vaccine this year alone. “Experts” believe the shots may become a seasonal requirement.
• Merriam-Webster Dictionary (along with various other dictionaries) changes their definition of “vaccine” to include mRNA vaccines. MRNA “vaccines” would not have fallen under the definition of a vaccine under their previous definition.
• Krispy Kreme Doughnuts cares about the health of their community so much that they now offer a free donut a day – everyday- for the rest of 2021 to Americans who have received a COVID-19 vaccine.
• The food delivery service DoorDash is now offering on-demand delivery of COVID test collection kits in a handful of cities in the US, and there are plans to expand to more locations by the end of the year.
• A BC man has been jailed for violating a gag order after he shared his story, along with his first name, regarding the legal challenges he has faced as a result of “misgendering” his child.
• Toronto’s Medical Officer of Health, Dr. Eileen DeVilla, is married to a doctor who has financial ties to two of the leading COVID-19 vaccine manufacturers. Her husband, Dr. Richard Choi, has allegedly received a large sum of money from COVID-19 vaccine manufacturers Pfizer and AstraZeneca.
• New York State issues America’s first “vaccine passport” called the “Excelsior Pass.” This pass will be used at various events and venues statewide. It also allows people to legally increase the size of a wedding party or other catered events.
• A new study by published by Environmental Pollution finds loosely attached nanoparticles and nanofibres on the inner surface of a variety of popular face masks that have the potential to be inhaled by the user. According to the University of Edinburgh, nanofibers can reach the lung cavity when inhaled and may pose a risk due to their similar shape to asbestos.
• CBS News featured a “nose-only” mask on their program as a safe way to eat when one takes off their primary mask.
• The province of Ontario postponed 227,000 surgeries in the first year of the pandemic response. Also, a QP Briefing reported that one million fewer cancer screenings were done in Ontario in 2020.
• Chief Public Health Officer of Canada, Dr. Theresa Tam, finally admits: “I think the tragedy and the massive lesson learned for everyone in Canada is that we were at every level, not able to protect our seniors, particularly those in long-term care homes.”
• Ontario Science Table Member, David Fisman, has come under fire for a possible conflict of interest due to taking money from a teacher’s union allegedly to argue against schools reopening.
• In the UK, a new Bill has eroded the right to protest. The Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Bill limits the right to protest in many ways, including: allowing police to impose a start and finish time to protests, allows police to arrest protesters who have been deemed as “annoying,” sets noise limits, and outright bans protests in front of the UK Parliament.
• Muslims are now required to be vaccinated in order to go to the Great Mosque of Mecca this year.
• Google is facing a lawsuit for collecting information from users in the supposedly private browsing window “incognito mode.”
• Canada’s Wonderland is now the Greater Toronto Area’s first drive-thru COVID-19 vaccination site.
• Segregation is back: American Airlines Arena will be opening up “vaccinated-only” sections for Miami Heat fans who have been fully vaccinated.
• Moderna begins their COVID-19 vaccine study in kids, age 6 months to 12-years-old. The study will assess the safety and effectiveness of the first and second dose (given 28 Days Later) in 6750 children.
• Foreign holidays are now illegal in the UK: a new covid law means £5,000 fines for anyone leaving the UK without a “reasonable excuse.”
• Music streaming platform Spotify removed a song by musician Ian Brown because the song, titled “Little Seed Big Tree,” was too anti-lockdown. A Spotify spokesperson claimed the song may “pose a direct threat to public health.”
• Made famous early on in the pandemic by PCR testing a papaya, a goat & engine oil which all tested positive for COVID-19, Tanzanian president John Magufuli mysteriously goes missing from the public eye for weeks, then dies “of COVID,” which later his cause of death was corrected to “heart disease.” These events unfolded only 3 months after he was re-elected, and 1 month after his notorious January 27 speech that caused widespread criticism from the WHO and the US media.
• AstraZeneca used “outdated and potentially misleading data” that overstated the effectiveness of its vaccine, says The Data and Safety Monitoring Board in their report to the NIH.
• Farmers across Canada are protesting due to strict laws resulting in crippling costs surrounding COVID-19 migrant worker regulations.
• Bill Gates has partnered with the LA school board to implement a digital “Daily Pass.” The system requires children (who have proven they don’t have COVID) to be scanned into school with their own unique QR code. And per the district rules, students will also still be wearing masks, staying six feet apart from one another and getting temperature checks outside the school.
• Miss Piggy has come under fire amid demands that the popular Muppets character be pulled off the screen for “sexual harassment and domestic violence” against Kermit the frog. These allegations and calls for retirement come just one month after the Muppets were hit with an “offensive content warning” on Disney+ and made only viewable by adults.