Absurdity-Observer-December-2025
Absurdity Observer – December 2025
- Following a nearly year-long legal battle over an apparent H5N1 avian flu outbreak, approximately 314 ostriches at Universal Ostrich Farms in Edgewood, British Columbia, were culled by “professional” marksmen on November 6 and 7, 2025, under the order of the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA). The CFIA claims they ordered the massacre as a precautionary measure to contain the spread of H5N1 avian influenza virus despite the fact that no birds had tested positive for, or showed symptoms of, the flu since late 2024.
- A new study published to Frontiers (Gunther et al.) finds that only 10-14% of individuals who tested positive for SARS-CoV-2 via PCR test actually had COVID (as determined by detectable IgG antibodies).
- While the new 2025 Liberal budget is cutting billions from core services Canadians rely on—Veterans Affairs Canada, Housing & Infrastructure, transportation, agriculture, and Parks Canada—they still made it a priority to add an extra $150M to CBC’s “underfunded” $1.4B yearly budget.
- Carney quietly removed the luxury tax on private jets, yachts, and vacation homes in Budget 2025, while keeping the tax firmly in place on working Canadians’ tools like pickup trucks and farm equipment. Carney’s reasoning: eliminating the “inefficient” and underused housing tax on vacant and rarely used homes and the luxury tax will create “administrative savings” for the Canada Revenue Agency.
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- The Liberals are letting thousands of foreign-sponsored doctors train in Canadian hospitals—even though they won’t work here—while thousands of Canadians studying medicine abroad can’t get a residency spot at home. Advocates say the shortage of residency spots for Canadians contributes to Canada’s lack of doctors, ranking us nearly last among universal healthcare systems internationally.
- Now that he needs billions of watts of electricity —and mountains of CO₂— to power his AI empire, Bill Gates has suddenly admitted that climate change won’t destroy humanity after all. In his new memo, the same billionaire who warned of imminent climate catastrophe, declared that climate change will “not lead to humanity’s demise” and is now suggesting we focus on poverty and disease instead.
- Ottawa built an entire behavioural-engineering unit to shape Canadians’ beliefs, and then ran a full-blown psych-op on Canadians during COVID. According to the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedom’s new report, the federal “Impact and Innovation Unit” quietly partnered with health officials to test fake news reports, emotional triggers, fear framing, and message manipulation on thousands of unsuspecting Canadians—all to hit a predetermined vaccination target. They even pushed the slogan “safe and effective” before any data existed.
- A major new study published to Circulation by the American Heart Association (Fanti et al.) just drove a spike through the myocarditis debate: Researchers found that people who caught COVID do not develop the same heart-attacking autoimmune T-cells now linked to vaccine myocarditis. This lines up perfectly with earlier epidemiological data (like Tuvali et al.) showing no surge of myocarditis cases in the unvaccinated during COVID.
- Two Grimsby, Ontario, residents are now facing a $75,000 human rights claim simply for operating a satirical Facebook page that criticized their town councillor.
- Evan Blackman, a peaceful Freedom Convoy protestor who was arrested for singing “O Canada” while kneeling in front of a police line, has been convicted of mischief and obstructing a peace officer at the conclusion of his retrial at the Ontario Court of Justice. This comes despite being fully acquitted of the same charges at his original trial in October 2023.
- After a preliminary investigation, the Ontario College of Teachers is aiming to permanently revoke a former Ottawa educator’s teaching licence for social media posts where she critiqued gender identity ideology. The Ottawa-Carleton District School Board has already banned Amy McKay from teaching in its schools.
- Despite his entirely peaceful participation in organizing the 2022 Freedom Convoy protest in Ottawa, the Crown has filed an appeal seeking to overturn Chris Barber’s acquittal on intimidation charges and increase the sentence he already received for mischief and other charges. Currently, Chris Barber is serving an 18-month conditional sentence, with 12 months of house arrest, six months of curfew, and 100 hours of community service.
- Prime Minister Mark Carney calls Toronto “genius” for having an immigrant population that now surpasses its native-born population.
- As revealed during a Standing Committee on Public Safety and National Security, the primary investigators of over 20% of Canada Border Protection files are summer students who have only 3 weeks of training and are paid $17.75/hr
- Alberta’s premier has confirmed plans to lift some restrictions on Canada’s “universal healthcare system” by introducing a hybrid model, allowing the private sector to help alleviate the province’s outlandish backlog.
- Canadians have no idea who their Prime Minister is. A street poll conducted by True North in Vancouver found that a whopping 93% of Canadians questioned couldn’t name our current Prime Minister. Some respondents said they just couldn’t remember his name, but others still thought it was Justin Trudeau!
- A major real-world study out of Spain just flipped the script on pneumococcal vaccines: instead of preventing pneumonia, the data shows it increases the risk of getting it—and even dying from it. Among 2.2 million adults, those who took PCV13 were nearly twice as likely to get pneumococcal pneumonia and almost twice as likely to die from it! After years of being told these shots are “safe and effective,” we’re now seeing evidence that the promised protection may have been nothing more than marketing.
- The most comprehensive autism study to date reveals the undeniable—vaccines are the single most significant modifiable risk factor for autism. In a new report by the McCullough Foundation that reviewed over 136 studies, researchers found that an astonishing 107 of them show a positive association between vaccines and neurodevelopmental disorders! Autism now affects more than 1 in 31 children in the United States.
- Shingles vaccine makers Merck and GSK now admit their shots often fail to prevent shingles—but insist you should still take them because the rashes might hurt a little less. Ironically, the Shingles vaccine was developed in 2006 in response to a shingles epidemic admittedly caused by the Chickenpox vaccine.
- CNN is gleefully claiming that fluoride in drinking water not only doesn’t harm cognitive ability—despite many studies showing otherwise—but may actually improve it. The headline comes from a new study suggesting a correlation between higher exposure to this bioaccumulating neurotoxin and better cognition. The timing is hard to ignore: the study lands right in the midst of an intense national debate and the ongoing legal battle over the EPA’s long-standing practice of water fluoridation.Ottawa and the four biggest provinces have spent at least $158 billion since 2014 to create only ~68,000 “clean” jobs, which works out to roughly $2.3 million per job! After ten years of huge subsidies and tax breaks, the so-called “clean economy” hasn’t grown faster than the rest of the economy, and isn’t a major exporter.
- The Calgary Board of Education is requesting $148 million in additional funding to support students with “complex needs,” reporting that nearly a third of students require assistance with learning “English as an additional language.”
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