Absurdity Observer – January 2021
A List Of Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks!
- Masks are now mandatory when using drivethroughs in the province of New Brunswick.
- Vancouver anti-lockdown activist Ryan Kulbaba was denied a flight from Vancouver to Toronto out of fears he might take off his mask and spread “misinformation” on board.
- 21-year-old Ocean Wiesblatt of Calgary was beaten and arrested by threat of a taser for “violating public health orders” by playing ice hockey at an outdoor rink. According to the Alberta government website: “Outdoor team sports must also be limited to 10 people or fewer and 2 metre distancing must be maintained at all times.” There were 15 people on the ice playing hockey when the officers arrived to the scene of the “crime.”
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- Young children in Saskatchewan are now signing Canada’s nation anthem in American Sign Language because, at least in some schools, they are no longer allowed to sing due to COVID-19 fears (even though they are also required to wear masks.)
- An “uncooperative” 2-year-old was kicked off of a United Airlines flight for not wearing a mask (despite her father offering to hold his hand over her face the entire ride.) Her and her family are now “banned for life” by the airline for “not complying.”
- Residents of Quebec’s “red zones” received an emergency broadcast on their phones saying: “Public Health Emergency in effect. All public and private gatherings remain prohibited in red zones and participants are subject to fines without notice. Police presence has been increased. You are asked to comply with public health instructions.”
- Justin Trudeau’s half-brother, Kyle Kemper, spoke out stating that he believes a “global corporatocracy” has taken advantage of the COVID-19 crisis to diminish democracy and tighten control over people’s lives.
- Calgary has announced masks are mandated until December 2021. Individuals are be threatened with fines of $100 for their 1st offence of failing to comply, $200 for 2nd, $300 for 3rd… and so on.
- Ontario’s Chief Medical Officer of Health Dr. Barbara Yaffe was caught on a hot mic saying “I don’t know why I bring these papers. I never look at them. I just say whatever they write down for me.” Dr. Yaffe was the same doctor who stirred controversy in the summer when she said, “you’ll get false positives almost half the time” when testing a population with low levels of COVID-19.
- A Vancouver paralympic athlete, born without arms, was kicked out of a local Indigo Chapters and was threatened to have the police called on her after she entered the store without a mask.
- Toronto Emergency Physician Dr. Gil Nimni tweeted “I can’t help but shake my head tonight. I just finished my shift at the COVID-19 Assessment Centre at my hospital. I Decided to walk through my ER on the way to the change room – EMPTY! I shake my heads at my colleagues who go on Twitter and TV ranting about how our ER is crazy.” In a radio interview after the tweet, Dr. Nimni said he believes he is part of a silent majority in his profession who believe mainstream media is misrepresenting this situation.
- Windsor, Ontario Pastor faces up to $100,000 fine and a year in jail for holding a worship service days before Christmas.
- Paediatrician Dr. Paul Thomas, who published a landmark study that compared vaccinated children to unvaccinated children had his medical licence suspended 5 days after the study was released. Study indicates children who were vaccinated show an elevated rate of medical conditions ranging from respiratory infections to ADHD. Must-see interview can be found on The Highwire with Del Bigtree.
- The WHO rewrites the definition of “herd immunity” on their website from “when a population is immune either through vaccination or immunity developed through previous infection” to “a concept used for vaccination in which a population can be protected from a certain virus if a threshold is reached. Herd Immunity is achieved by protecting people from a virus, not exposing them to it.”
- After publicly urging Americans in the days leading up to Thanksgiving to limit gatherings to “your immediate household,” White House COVID response co-ordinator Deborah Birx was caught breaking her own travel guidance rules. Birx masklessly celebrated thanksgiving with all four generations of her family at one of her vacation properties on Fenwick Island in Delaware.
- Americans for Tax Fairness report shows U.S. billionaires have raked in another 1 trillion dollars (which is one-third of their total net-worth) since the beginning of the pandemic. These 651 US billionaires could collectively provide a $3000 stimulus payment to every men, woman, and child in America and still be richer than they were 9 months ago.
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