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Absurdity Observer – October 2021

Published On: October 1, 2021Tags: , , , ,

A List Of Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks

  • 3 New Zealand men were arrested and are facing jail time for “smuggling large amounts of KFC” over the border into Auckland. For the past month, Auckland has been in a strict level-4 lockdown that does not allow restaurants to open or residents to order takeaway food. A week prior, a 20-year-old man was also charged by police after posting a social media video of him crossing the border in search of McDonald’s. The country has one of the highest per-capita distributions of KFC and McDonalds in the world. The New Zealand government is currently in the works of making “partnerships” with fast food restaurants (including KFC) to have them offer their customers a COVID19 vaccine when they buy their meals… Would you like Pfizer with that?
  • Just 18-months before the first COVID-19 case appeared, Wuhan scientists planned to release coronavirus particles into cave bats, leaked document says. The leaked 2018 DARPA document titled “Project DEFUSE” reveals an EcoHealth Alliance proposal on bat research that included the introduction of “human-specific cleavage sites” (i.e. a type of gain-of-function research that genetically enhances a coronavirus to infect humans more easily). The proposal was ultimately rejected by DARPA (due to the “potential risks of gain-of-function research”) and accepted by the NIH (due to a 2018 Moderna coronavirus vaccine deal that required full-scale research into coronaviruses). Dr. Fauci is going to have a tough time denying the NIH funded gain-of-function now.
  • A new study suggests that 48% of those “hospitalized with COVID-19” have mild or asymptomatic cases. The study (titled The COVID-19 Hospitalization Metric in the Pre- and Post-vaccination Eras as a Measure of Pandemic Severity: A Retrospective, Nationwide Cohort Study) found that from mid-January 2021 through the end of June 2021, the proportion of patients with mild or asymptomatic disease was 48%. In other words, the study suggests that roughly half of all the hospitalized patients showing up on COVIDdata dashboards in 2021 may have been admitted for another reason entirely, or were merely admitted to receive in-hospital therapeutics (like IV Remdesivir) in hopes of preventing symptoms.

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  • UK Medicine and Healthcare product Regulatory Agency (MHRA) confirms in a Freedom of Information request that there have been four times as many deaths reported to be due to the Covid-19 vaccines in 8 months than deaths reported due to all other vaccines combined in 20 years.
  • At least two Calgary women were denied access to medical facilities this week because they were unvaccinated against COVID-19. The clinics in question claim they did not technically deny patients healthcare since “virtual appointments” are an option. The College of Physicians and Surgeons of Alberta said in a statement: “Physicians have the right to protect their patients and staff, and other measures may be considered by the physician, such as virtual care, postponing non-urgent visits.”
  • Senior doctors and a marketing director in North Carolina were caught discussing how to artificially inflate COVID-19 numbers in a now leaked zoom meeting. “Maybe we need to be completely a little bit more scary to the public… how do we include those post-covid patients in the numbers…. we can talk offline as to how we’ll run that up … If you don’t get vaccinated, you know you’re going to die. Let’s just be really blunt to these people.”
  • America is seeing a nation-wide “hospital bed shortage” due to the vaccine mandates exacerbating the massive workforce shortage issues plaguing the hospital industry, according to multiple Hospital Associations. A New York hospital even said they will be “pausing the delivery of babies” (somehow?) “because of a spate of resignations by maternity unit workers who are objecting to COVID-19 vaccination mandates.”
  • Study titled Waning immunity of the BNT162b2 vaccine: a nationwide study from Israel, finds that Pfizer vaccine immunity strongly wanes in all age groups after six months. Interestingly, as Dr. Peter Doshi described in the BMJ, the data Pfizer presented to receive full FDA approval did not include efficacy beyond 6 months (and only 7% studied got close to 6 months.) 6 months is the period Israel says vaccine efficacy drops to just 39%.
  • Israeli Government data shows natural immunity to be far superior (as in both longer lasting and stronger protection) at preventing reinfections when compared to the 2-dose Pfizer vaccine. The study, titled Comparing SARS-CoV-2 natural immunity to vaccine-induced immunity: reinfections verses breakthrough infections, found that 6 month+ vaccinated individuals who never tested positive for SARS-CoV-2 had a 13.06-fold increased risk of “breakthrough infections” with the delta variant compared to those previously infected.

  • With Israel being one of the first and most vaccinated countries in the world (vaccinated with exclusively the Pfizer vaccine, 80% of eligible Israelis are fully vaccinated, with most having been vaccinated over 6 months ago), it is also now in 2nd place for the most daily infections per capita in the world, according to the New York Times COVID-19 tracker. Even the “anti-lockdown country” Sweden, along with other European nations, have decided to bar entry to Israeli nationals. With Israel already having approved the 3rd booster shot, Israel’s Chief COVID19 Officer Salman Zarka said, “Given that the virus is here and will continue to be here, we also need to prepare for a fourth injection.”
  • People in Australia are now being forced to download a new quarantine app that combines facial recognition with geolocation. Their state will text them at random times, and thereafter they will have 15 minutes to take a picture of their face in the location where they are supposed to be. Non-compliance may land you in the newly built dystopian detainment centre-like quarantine camps that were recently launched in Australia.
  • 2 senior regulars responsible for approving vaccines at the FDA (Marian Gruber, Phil Crouse) have resigned in frustration over the booster plan because the shots lack evidence, as they explained in a letter to The Lancet. A few months prior, 3 other FDA advisors resigned over the agency’s approval of the $56,000 Alzheimer’s infusion drug Aduhelm.
  • The FDA authorizes Pfizer booster shots for older (65+) and at-risk Americans, despite the booster’s safety only being evaluated in 306 participants under age 55, and only 12 participants 65 years of age and older who were followed for an average of two months.
  • 1 in 1,000 mRNA shots result in heart inflammation according to a retrospective pre-print study by the University of Ottawa Heart Institute. Pfizer and Moderna shots were found to have resulted in myocarditis/pericarditis (inflammation of the heart) within one month of the shot, although symptom onset typically occurred within 1.5 days of second shot, with the vast majority occurring in young men. Another study, titled SARS-CoV-2 mRNA Vaccination-Associated Myocarditis in Children ages 12-17: A Stratisfied National Analysis, finds the risk of boys aged 12-15 developing heart inflammation is up to 6.1 times higher than their risk of being hospitalized while testing positive for COVID.
  • After “black substances” were found floating around vaccine vials by healthcare workers, Japan suspended use of 2.6 million doses of Moderna due to a stainless-steel contamination. More than half a million contaminated doses had already been administered and 3 young men have died after being injected with a contaminated vial.