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Absurdity Observer – January 2023

Published On: January 1, 2023Tags: , , , , ,

Some Of The Most Absurd Things That Have Happened In Recent Weeks

  • Canada disposed of a staggering $1 billion worth of COVID-19 vaccines in December 2022, on top of tens of millions of other doses that have already expired, according to the Auditor General. Signing advanced purchase agreements with a number of pharmaceutical companies was cited as the main reason.

  • In a vaccine promotion video aimed at children released days before Christmas, Canada’s Chief Public Health Officer Theresa Tam spoke with Mrs. Claus over video chat. In the video, Mrs. Claus claimed that she and Santa received both their COVID-19 boosters and their flu shots. Mrs. Claus then recommended all children get their vaccinations and wear a mask in crowded indoor places to stay safe. Meanwhile, in the US, NIAID director Dr. Fauci claims in an interview with CNN that they vaccinated Santa Claus.”

  • The CDC’s recently released “V-safe” data reveals that 800,000 vaccine recipients, 7% of all recipients in the database, sought medical care for side effects.

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  • Chiropractor becomes the first person charged under the COVID-19 false claims law. The FTC fined Chiropractor Eric Nepute $437,920 USD for violating the recently legislated “COVID-19 Consumer Protection Act,” for the crime of selling Vitamin D, Zinc and other vitamins, claiming they are immunity boosters that may treat or prevent COVID-19.

  • San Francisco Police department asked officials to approve of police being able to deploy killer robots in extreme situations. While officials originally voted in favour of it, San Francisco officials reversed their decision after a public outcry against the policy.

  • French fashion house Balenciaga released (and later pulled) an ad campaign featuring children holding teddy bears dressed in BDSM attire. Some photos also featured child sexual abuse documents. While the company is still selling the bondage teddy bears, the company did pull the ad and claimed they: sincerely apologize for any offence our holiday campaign may have caused.”

  • It’s a crime to feed and clothe the homeless without a permit, the City of Oshawa told a group of community volunteers. The Ontario city’s by-law enforcement division fined the organizer for putting together “Christmas Stockings for the Homeless” at the city’s downtown Memorial Park. The event was hosted by Communities for Freedom, an association of friends who met during the Freedom Convoy and wanted to help rebuild their community.

  • After years of speculation, the weed killer Paraquat has officially been linked to a significantly increased risk of developing Parkinson’s Disease, and the manufacturer knew about it for years. Newly uncovered documents show that the Swiss chemical giant Syngenta has known about the potential dangers of their product since at least 2013, when a study found that exposure to this herbicide doubled the risk of developing Parkinson’s disease. The US is still using this toxic chemical and many are asking: where is the EPA?

  • FDA says telling people not to take ivermectin for covid-19 was just a recommendation” government lawyers argued during a recent civil suit hearing. Yet, in 2021 the FDA tweeted ”You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Seriously, y’all. Stop it.” With a link to their page on why ivermectin is not an approved treatment. Plaintiffs in the case include Dr. Paul Marik, the doctor who wrote the Critical Care Medicine textbook for med students, who began utilizing ivermectin in his COVID-19 treatment protocol in 2020 while he was chief of pulmonary and critical care medicine at Eastern Virginia Medical School and director of the intensive care unit at Sentara Norfolk General Hospital. After the FDA’s statements, Marik was told to remove the protocol from the school’s servers while Sentara issued a memorandum to hospitals telling them to stop using ivermectin against COVID-19, with a citation to the FDA.

  • Apple restricted AirDrop (a tool widely used by Chinese protesters) in China right before the largest anti-lockdown uprisings. The largest protest in more than 30 years rocked China as hundreds of thousands of demonstrators across the country filled the streets to denounce Beijing’s zero-COVID quarantine and testing policies. The restriction is said to have harmed much of the organizational efforts of demonstrators protesting against the CCP’s lockdown.

  • YouTube announces that, since introducing their COVID-19 guidance” last year, they have challenged 11.72 million accounts, suspended 11,230 accounts, and removed over 97,647 videos worldwide as of September 2020 in accordance with their COVID-19 policy.

  • The European Union declares that they will be banning Twitter for all of Europe unless they “moderate” their content per a new act they just created, “The Digital Services Act.” According to the EU’s website, this act was put in place “to create a safer digital space” and to “establish a level playing field for businesses.”

  • New York TimesCoronavirus in the US: Latest Map and Case Count” data reveal that the top 10 most vaccinated states (averaging 82% vaccine uptake, versus the US national average of 68%) experienced 34% more coronavirus deaths compared to the 10 least vaccinated states.

  • Data from the Society of Actuaries (SOA) 2021 Group Life Insurance Survey (Presented by the Humanity Project) shows that the age group 25-64 of the group life policyholders suddenly experienced 40% excess mortality, compared to 32% in the general population. In short, a far healthier subset of the population suddenly died at a higher rate than the general population. Millennials were particularly hit hard. At the time the vaccine mandates ramped up (the third quarter of 2021), millennials experienced 84% excess deaths.

  • A new study published in iScience on Dec 22, 2022, titled Skewed fate and hematopoiesis of CD34+ HSPCs in umbilical cord blood amid the COVID-19 pandemic” (Estep et al). finds that stem cell founders (HSPCs) and blood cell production in umbilical cord blood dramatically reduced 4-fold in vaccinated participants. Even more shockingly, the drop gets more dramatic with time, with the decline continuing during the entire gestation period.

  • FDA authorizes a new COVID-19 vaccine for babies 6 months and older without any safety data from a clinical trial of this vaccine.

  • Meta/Facebook trained an AI on 48 million science papers and released it to the public, but shut the AI down after 2 days because, according to Meta, it spewed misinformation” and made anti-vaccine claims. Almost as soon as it hit the web, users questioned the AI with all sorts of hardball scientific questions, with the AI at one point responding “vaccines do cause autism.”

  • According to the US disability database, since May 2021, shortly after the Covid shots were deployed, the overall U.S. population has experienced an 11% increase in disabilities. The employed — which is about 98 million out of a total population of about 320 million — experienced a 26% increased rate of disability.

  • After a deceiving CDC study came out claiming masks work, a new study shows the CDC cherry-picked their own data. In an article published in the Journal of Infection titled Lack of Correlation between school mask mandates and paediatric COVID-19 cases in a large cohort” (Chandra et al), the authors wrote: In summary, expanding upon a widely cited CDC study, and employing the same methodology but with a larger, more representative dataset over a longer time period, we fail to find the same evidence that school mask mandates are associated with a reduction in county pediatric COVID-19 cases. We demonstrate how observational studies can be misleading when used to guide public health policy.”

  • While Ontario, and much of Canada, imposed strict stay-at-home orders on Canadians during the COVID plandemic, a new study published in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine (Young et al) found that exercise, in almost any amount, reduced people’s risks of being hospitalized or dying of COVID.